-Owner of business that was broken into, nothing stolen, says "... naked man walking around is not good." I'm going to have to disagree with you sir.

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

Naked man, not bothering anyone.

Get off yer high horse, no flashing or sex crimes were reported that night.
It was 112° that day in Mesa.

Mesa, Arizona

"A Mesa farm is hoping surveillance video can help find a naked man who broke into their store and coffee shop last week."

" We reviewed the surveillance footage and sure enough, a fully naked man other than wearing a beanie walked down this sidewalk, tried to break down the front door and then went around and broke in the side door," said Erich Schultz, owner of Steadfast Farm."

"Schultz said the man broke through a side door that goes into the shop's coffee bar and completely damaged the door frame.

It seems the man just rummaged through the shop and didn't take anything, so the farm didn't have too much in the way of losses other than the door."


"We just tried to laugh it off because it's so bizarre, but obviously we're concerned for our community," Schultz said. "Because naked man walking around is not good, we don't want [him] to be breaking into any homes in the neighborhood you know, and where there's families and things like that…we just want to, you know, get [him] caught and get the help he needs, obviously."


Erich Schultz- The man didn't steal anything.
Why do you have a coffee shop at your farm anyway? You're not growing coffee beans. Are you getting govt subsidies for this flim-flam operation?
I say that this brave act of protest against escalating electricity prices should be applauded, not criminalized. This IS America isn't it?
He wore a beanie, he wasn't fully naked. The only danger here is clutched pearls popping and putting out someone's eye.

Viva la bailes!!

Watch: Naked man breaks into Mesa farm store

A Mesa farm is hoping surveillance video can help find a naked man who broke into their store and coffee shop last week.

www.fox10phoenix.com

 

[Josh P]

Meth and the extreme heat brings out the best in these people. Also interesting to see them having a one sided argument with their imagination.

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

Meth and the extreme heat brings out the best in these people. Also interesting to see them having a one sided argument with their imagination.

Shame on you and your assumption a nekkid man wearing a beanie is on meth!

9 out of 10 men here were completely nude today. Starkers. Unclothed. Bare.

I encourage all men here to send me photographic proof so I can avenge you against this @Josh P villain and you can....
.
... Um...

I lost track of my point....

 

[Josh P]

Shame on you and your assumption a nekkid man wearing a beanie is on meth!

9 out of 10 men here were completely nude today. Starkers. Unclothed. Bare.

I encourage all men here to send me photographic proof so I can avenge you against this @Josh P villain and you can....
.
... Um...

I lost track of my point....

You like and approve of 9 out of 10 men here today. If it wasn't meth, maybe an upper and a downer, like viagra and Prozac.

 

[Doctor Slaughter]

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Naked man, not bothering anyone.

Get off yer high horse, no flashing or sex crimes were reported that night.
It was 112° that day in Mesa.

Mesa, Arizona

"A Mesa farm is hoping surveillance video can help find a naked man who broke into their store and coffee shop last week."

" We reviewed the surveillance footage and sure enough, a fully naked man other than wearing a beanie walked down this sidewalk, tried to break down the front door and then went around and broke in the side door," said Erich Schultz, owner of Steadfast Farm."

"Schultz said the man broke through a side door that goes into the shop's coffee bar and completely damaged the door frame.

It seems the man just rummaged through the shop and didn't take anything, so the farm didn't have too much in the way of losses other than the door."


"We just tried to laugh it off because it's so bizarre, but obviously we're concerned for our community," Schultz said. "Because naked man walking around is not good, we don't want [him] to be breaking into any homes in the neighborhood you know, and where there's families and things like that…we just want to, you know, get [him] caught and get the help he needs, obviously."


Erich Schultz- The man didn't steal anything.
Why do you have a coffee shop at your farm anyway? You're not growing coffee beans. Are you getting govt subsidies for this flim-flam operation?
I say that this brave act of protest against escalating electricity prices should be applauded, not criminalized. This IS America isn't it?
He wore a beanie, he wasn't fully naked. The only danger her is clutched pearls popping and putting out someone's eye.

Viva la bailes!!

Watch: Naked man breaks into Mesa farm store

A Mesa farm is hoping surveillance video can help find a naked man who broke into their store and coffee shop last week.

www.fox10phoenix.com

He doesn't have my gut. Amateur! I'll show ya how to streak and scare people like a pro!!

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

You like and approve of 9 out of 10 men here today. If it wasn't meth, maybe an upper and a downer, like viagra and Prozac.

Or perchance the gents here bathe daily?

I'm not pointing fingers, but some of you fellows? You seem like unsmelly, cleanish sorts of chaps.

But lord knows, some of us have embraced the filthy scoundrels of your gender.

Our dumb asses can veer that way. But we'll omit that from our sexual history when you ask.


In all seriousness, I had a neighbor that had to attend sex addiction classes because she liked having sex with homeless men. She was a pretty, intelligent girl that had a risky kink.
Ach, I should have supported her and accompanied her to meetings, but I worried she'd pick up somebody on the way over. I assure you, she would have.
Her mother had been the attorney general of the state she was from, she had a good background.
The parade of homeless dudes, their need for mental health care, the huge jar of rainbow colored condoms next to her bed.

Just, argh, too much.

She said Oto-cat was creepy and disgusting.
That's when I decided enough was enough.

 

[Sejanus]

I wouldn't risk the sunburned genitalia.
My preference is a kilt for shade and airflow.