Dont't ask Laroy Battle how tall he is, he will kill you.

[Keepalowprofile]

Chicago shooting: Man charged with killing 2 teens in South Shore who asked how tall he was, police say

Chicago police have charged a 19-year-old man they say fatally shot two teens in the South Shore neighborhood after they asked how tall he was.

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CHICAGO (WLS) -- A Chicago man has been charged after police said he fatally shot two teens in the South Shore neighborhood after they asked how tall he was.

Police said Laroy Battle, 19, opened fire on two teens in an alley in the 7900-block of South Luella Avenue around 5 p.m. on Saturday, June 20.
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The victims commented, because, since Battle is quite tall, and they asked him how tall he was and you know, hoped to be that tall someday," Deenihan said. "And unfortunately, obviously we'll never see the full growth of these poor children."

As the three teens walked home, two of them were shot multiple times in the alley. Police said they recovered nine shell casings from the scene.

 

[Dead Stephanie]

Well the Battle can be fought in the booty bunkers now.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Now I need to know his height.

6'3"

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Though they didn’t know Battle, who is 6-foot-3, they commented on how tall he was, Deenihan said, before they bought their candy and left the store.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Meh.

What do you mean "meh"
I went above and beyond to find that info for you.

 

[Blizzard]

He was even shooting them in the back. Wth are ppl like that thinking?

Interesting link on the side of that page. All the shootings that happened in that city (Chicago) the prior weekend. https://abc7chicago.com/at-least-7-killed-20-wounded-in-chicago-weekend-shootings/6275502/ . I do think though, if those particular people did not have guns, they would be doing the same murders but with knives like they do in the UK.

 

[Sejanus]

Will need an extra tall gallows to hang him.
Animals like this should be put down.

 

[Freyja]

Oh, what the hell is he bitchin about? I'm only 5'3. At least he doesn't need a step stool to reach high cupboards. Or struggle to reach products on the top shelf at the grocery store.

 

[cubby]

I used to be 5-3 now I'm 5-2, so I feel your pain. EVERYTHING is too high up for me. And oh yeah I used to date a guy 6-5, so yeah, 6-2 is not that fabulous.

 

[Dead Stephanie]

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Sorry for the shitty picture. My phone is janky

 

[knockout]

He’s safe to be around, he’s wearing a mask

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to meh you. I mean I was just expecting a hulking giant who was really insecure about being so tall. 6’3 isn’t that tall to me. Nonetheless thanks for the info

Its funny when i first saw the title, i was thinking he was sensitive about his height because he was short. I was shocked that he was 6'3"

I once dated a guy that claimed to be 5'10"
Im 5'1" and we were very close to the same height. When i said he wasnt 5'10" he whipped his wallet out to show me his drivers license.
Which is really lame because they dont measure you at the DMV they just put what you write on your application. So i whipped my license and said look im 110lbs. I was actually 135lbs.

 

[orange_julius]

If they hadn’t asked about his height, he would have thought of some other reason to shoot them. Or just shoot for no reason at all.
Welcome to Chiraq! I am starting to feel guilty for saying that. It gives Iraq a bad reputation that it just doesn’t deserve.

 

[Blizzard]

Nice find on the picture. That's not one of the 'big' sort of tall ppl. that's one of the stretched ones.

i wonder if he would go into a swirl shape if he were flushed down a large enough toilet.

 

[Inferus]

Living up to his last name.

 

[Dead Stephanie]

Living up to his last name.

ASSHAT is his last name?

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Victims Jasean Francis and Charles Riley

Killer Laroy Battle