Beastie Bites Own Pit Bull: Tells Cops ‘That’s What I Do, I Bite My Dog’

[Sugar Cookie]

A woman with 20 prior busts was nabbed for biting her pet pit bull in a vicious and bizarre Upper East Side attack – heartlessly telling cops, “That’s what I do, I bite my dog,” prosecutors and sources said.

Jilian Teixeria, 24, allegedly grabbed the brown female dog by the ears and chomped down on her head around 6:15 p.m. Saturday on East 86th Street near Lexington Avenue, according to a complaint filed in Manhattan Criminal Court.

The cruel attack caused the poor pup to yelp and screech loudly – and bleed from her head and ears, prosecutors said.

When cops arrived, Teixeria admitted to biting her dog, but offered a wild defense, Assistant District Attorney William Eddy said during Teixeria’s Monday arraignment.

“That’s what I do. I bite my dog,” Teixeria said, according to the ADA.

“What would you prefer me to do? Hit her? She’s bleeding because she has eczema.”

NYC woman with long rap sheet busted for biting own pit bull: ‘That’s what I do, I bite my dog’

Jilian Teixeria, 24, allegedly grabbed the brown female dog by the ears and bit her on the head around 6:15 p.m. Saturday on East 86th Street near Lexington Avenue, according to a complaint filed i…

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The pup went to the hospital.

 

[runninfawn]

W.T.F. bits the dog ?? why?? and that pic isn't one of a female .. if you i.d. as a "woman" then shave even if you have to do 2xs a day ... and is julian a name both sexes can use?? men seems to i.d. as "female" when it suits them so it seems .. can i i.d. as a male when it suits me like get men wages for same work i did as a female?? and can i please have that raise pro-rated???

 

[Freyja]

That thing is NOT a female! Too bad the dog didn't bite the freak back. If I was the pit bull, I would be doing some serious mauling.

 

[Symmachus]

 

[BuffettGirl]

W.T.F. bits the dog ?? why?? and that pic isn't one of a female .. if you i.d. as a "woman" then shave even if you have to do 2xs a day ... and is julian a name both sexes can use?? men seems to i.d. as "female" when it suits them so it seems .. can i i.d. as a male when it suits me like get men wages for same work i did as a female?? and can i please have that raise pro-rated???

This guy named himself "Jilian". Jillian (proper spelling) is a female name. Julian is a male name, although it has veered slightly into being unisex. I worked with a female Julian a few years ago, and I have to admit that I like it. But she carried it off, I'm not sure all female Julian's could carry it off. I had a friend that named her daughter Juliann (Julie-Ann) after her great uncle Julian, so that's a female option for Julian too. And if you want to ignore me, that's OK, I'm a total name nerd...

 

[the cat did it]

Holy Shit Richard Ramirez lives!!!!

That thing is lucky the dog did not bite it back especially being a pittie it could of gone strait for this things throat and all the human biting would cease-too bad this was a nice pittie tho. As I have said before not all pitties are bad but there are a lot of bad owners. This thing should never be allowed to own a pet again.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Holy Shit Richard Ramirez lives!!!!

That thing is lucky the dog did not bite it back especially being a pittie it could of gone strait for this things throat and all the human biting would cease-too bad this was a nice pittie tho. As I have said before not all pitties are bad but there are a lot of bad owners. This thing should never be allowed to own a pet again.

Start to finish A++!

 

[runninfawn]

This guy named himself "Jilian". Jillian (proper spelling) is a female name. Julian is a male name, although it has veered slightly into being unisex. I worked with a female Julian a few years ago, and I have to admit that I like it. But she carried it off, I'm not sure all female Julian's could carry it off. I had a friend that named her daughter Juliann (Julie-Ann) after her great uncle Julian, so that's a female option for Julian too. And if you want to ignore me, that's OK, I'm a total name nerd...

no that is ok english is my second language so yea i do ask when not sure .. julian is male and in my native language the female name for julian is juliane jilian = jiliane sometimes spell with double ls ... and also am a nerd when it comes to names as i was unfortunate enough to be given a rare name ( when i was younger i always said my mother went fishing and threw a name in the water and my mom caught is after the fish chopped it down to missmatched letters and spitted it back lol) even now , especially with english speaking people, when they see my name in writing and stuble over the pronouncialtion , i automatically say are you looking for and i say my initial and last name then when alone with them i tell them how my name is pronounced lol.... so for sure no offence taken by your answer and ty