Walmart Wanker In Electric Cart Stalked Woman

[ghosttruck]

AUGUST 26--As if navigating Walmart on a Saturday wasn’t enough of a nightmare, imagine turning around and seeing a bloated Iowa pervert tailing you in an electric shopping cart while “exposing his penis and stroking it.”

That vile affront befell a female customer at a Walmart in Marion, a Cedar Rapids suburb.

Investigators arrested Gary Sheriff, a 65-year-old Marion resident, for indecent exposure, according to a criminal complaint.

Upon being summoned to the Walmart, cops found that Sheriff had been “following a woman around the store in an electric cart while exposing his penis and stroking it.”

Walmart Wanker In Electric Cart Stalked Woman

AUGUST 26--As if navigating Walmart on a Saturday wasn’t enough of a nightmare, imagine turning around and seeing a bloated Iowa pervert tailing you in an electric shopping cart while “exposing his

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[Craygor]

I bet you he is so obese his had to lift up his fat belly flap to show off his teeny tiny winky.

 

[Cladd]

Oh come on (no pun intended).

Sooooooo, did he actually need the electric cart or just using it to be less suspicious looking? If he did need it, catching up to him would have been easy enough. I mean,...fuck it, I don't know what I mean. Barf...

 

[Benighted]

If he was that obese wouldn't being in a sitting position make it even harder to find the teeny weeny peen?

 

[cubby]

I think the best thing to do to a shit head like this is to just point and laugh and then laugh some more. If he can't walk then he ain't going to be fleeing very fast in a Wal-Mart cart.

Just think if he had been Sheriff then he'd be Sheriff Sheriff. How stupid is that.

 

[Spider]

12 years ago when my foot was fucked up I'd go to Wal-Mart and use my crutches. Disgusting fucks like this is why I didn't use the carts.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Blergh! Why aren't the weenie wackers EVER decent looking?

 

[QuickSugar]

Fucking Walmart.

 

[Sejanus]

It must be a terrible thing when you get to the point that, the best way you can get even remotely near some type of sexual satisfaction is to just whip out your junk and punish Percy in the Palm while you're stalking some stranger. I mean is there any better way to just tell the world you are complete effing loser? Honestly, I think not!

As for what to do with this degenerate sod. For once I am at a loss. I've got nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Much like this Vienna sausage Wrangler in a gimp mobile. No matter what kind of punishment one comes up with he will just spend his days tugging on the Tiger Tail.

Oh, now wait just a minute I think I might have something. Put him in one of those waist to wrist restraints like handcuffs on the Beltline. Keep him from rubbing off and that may actually be a suitable torture for Arnold Ziffel here.

 

[Inferus]

Ain't nothing precious he was stroking.
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Oh come on (no pun intended).

Sooooooo, did he actually need the electric cart or just using it to be less suspicious looking? If he did need it, catching up to him would have been easy enough. I mean,...fuck it, I don't know what I mean. Barf...

Nothing suspicious about a slow moving cart following a woman.

 

[Old Man Metal]

"He was doing WHAT? I sent his dumb ass to the store for milk! NO I'm not gonna bail him out!"

 

[Inferus]

Someone's huntin'

 

[Bobbo]

If anybody asks, I was here the whole time.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

AUGUST 26--As if navigating Walmart on a Saturday wasn’t enough of a nightmare, imagine turning around and seeing a bloated Iowa pervert tailing you in an electric shopping cart while “exposing his penis and stroking it.”

That vile affront befell a female customer at a Walmart in Marion, a Cedar Rapids suburb.

Investigators arrested Gary Sheriff, a 65-year-old Marion resident, for indecent exposure, according to a criminal complaint.

Upon being summoned to the Walmart, cops found that Sheriff had been “following a woman around the store in an electric cart while exposing his penis and stroking it.”

Pictured above, Sheriff was booked into the Linn County jail, where he is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond. Sheriff is scheduled for a September 4 preliminary hearing.

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Walmart Wanker In Electric Cart Stalked Woman

AUGUST 26--As if navigating Walmart on a Saturday wasn’t enough of a nightmare, imagine turning around and seeing a bloated Iowa pervert tailing you in an electric shopping cart while “exposing his

www.thesmokinggun.com

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Dammit. I guess searching for "walmart" on this site was a little too vague. Sorry for the dupe. You always get the Smoking Gun stories first @ghosttruck

 

[ghosttruck]

Dammit. I guess searching for "walmart" on this site was a little too vague. Sorry for the dupe. You always get the Smoking Gun stories first @ghosttruck

No worries buddy!

 

[MildlyMedicated]

Yet another jackass that is giving the wal-martmobiles crotch crickets!

 

[EyEgOrE]

Surely a handsome young fella like that could get any woman he wants.

 

[Old Man Metal]

Dammit. I guess searching for "walmart" on this site was a little too vague. Sorry for the dupe. You always get the Smoking Gun stories first @ghosttruck

Y'all might as well not bother story-mining TSG unless @ghosttruck is deathly ill or passed out on a bender. I think he lives at TSG.

 

[ghosttruck]

Y'all might as well not bother story-mining TSG unless @ghosttruck is deathly ill or passed out on a bender. I think he lives at TSG.

It's one of my favorite sites! Right next to oldmanmetalgetsnaked.com