~Absynthe~
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hey NP my brother is afraid of clowns too!
hey NP my brother is afraid of clowns too!
I am afraid that in my haste....I may one day accidentally wear brown shoes with a dark grey suit.
My sister wasnt opening the door once, I went to her back door to knock on it so she could hear me better, she has a few trees growing close to the house, I walked right into a giant spider web and looked down and there was this giant spider on my chest, I screamed because Im not afraid of a lot of things but spiders is one of the things Im scared of, threw it off my chest then started grabing my hair because I paniced and thought spiders were in it. Its one of the few times I lost my cool, I am not scared of snakes but spiders and mice, I will prance around screaming.
I have run screaming thru the house and out the door when one of these crawled on my hand. I was poking around the back of a cabinet in the utility room.
Oh and white grubs/june bugs. http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/cps-spc/pubs/pest/_pnotes/whgrub-versblancs/index-eng.php I loathe them. I don't know why, no other beetles bother me. The grubs horrify me. The bugs aren't any better, plus they motherfucking fly. I refuse to look at a picture of one long enough to post it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqAzARBM5Iw&feature=related
The pictures of the spiders fucking got me. -shudders- I have actually called family members to come kill damn spiders in my house.
Illegal aliens....... :wacko:
I used to live in Puerto Rico. With evergreen fauna & 70°F is the lowest it gets there. Those motherfuckers are a huge pest. Living in front of a manhole, they swarm the street at night coming out of that hole.
I am afraid of them & I hate killing them because of the crunching sound they make when you step on them, IF THEY DON'T FLY.
I had an apt. and I was in college so no a/c for me. Those fuckers would climb the walls or whatever outside & would fly INTO my apt. because my door was opened! I fucking hated it even worse because I couldn't run out & beg someone to kill them. I'd have to man up, & take care of that shit.
*shivers grossed out*
I once saw one (when I was at Girl Scout's cam) that was 3inch. long resting on an abandoned structure.
FUCK'EM! I don't miss them one bit now that I live in Canada.
[MENTION=5149]JGo555[/MENTION] The swarming crabs in Puerto Rico freaked me out!
I am afraid of them & I hate killing them because of the crunching sound they make when you step on them, IF THEY DON'T FLY.
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*shudder*
Colossal and Giant squids creep me right out.
http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/giantsquidfacts.php
1. They have beaks. That's just wrong. So wrong.
2. They look sort of like immense misshapen penises.
3. Immense misshapen penises with tentacles that can be measured in yards or metres, with big SWIVELING sharp hooks. Also arms that have suckers with saw-edged rings around them.
Look at this creepy shit! (And beyond it, there are lots and lots of teeth. Teeth on its tongue, and teeth on its cheeks. It's sort of like a giant, thinking, hunting, high-powered garbage disposal.)
Imagine these being wrapped lovingly around you.