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hey NP my brother is afraid of clowns too!

Any reason or just doesn't like them? I honestly don't think I have a real reason other than the fact that anyone who feels the need to completely disguise who they are to entertain kids really freaks me the hell out!
 
My sister wasnt opening the door once, I went to her back door to knock on it so she could hear me better, she has a few trees growing close to the house, I walked right into a giant spider web and looked down and there was this giant spider on my chest, I screamed because Im not afraid of a lot of things but spiders is one of the things Im scared of, threw it off my chest then started grabing my hair because I paniced and thought spiders were in it. Its one of the few times I lost my cool, I am not scared of snakes but spiders and mice, I will prance around screaming.
 
My sister wasnt opening the door once, I went to her back door to knock on it so she could hear me better, she has a few trees growing close to the house, I walked right into a giant spider web and looked down and there was this giant spider on my chest, I screamed because Im not afraid of a lot of things but spiders is one of the things Im scared of, threw it off my chest then started grabing my hair because I paniced and thought spiders were in it. Its one of the few times I lost my cool, I am not scared of snakes but spiders and mice, I will prance around screaming.

OMG spiders, can't do spiders! I'm big ole chicken shit with spiders, giant one! geebus!!! *screams*
 
Snakes.

I can't watch a snake special on tv in the nat. geography channel because I DREAM ABOUT THAT SHIT & wake up crying & freaking out.

EVERY SINGLE DAMNED TIME!

THat & cockroaches.
 
I can take snakes, mice, almost any insect,...but spiders make me go nuts. I don't really scream but if I see one I freeze and my immediate mission is finding the best way to kill it. If I lose sight of it,..I look till I find it. I hate the fuckers! I never keep shoes on the floor, I check the ceiling and behind the bed, even check the covers and pillows before I lie down, and check clothes for them. One guy at work tried to scare me with one once,..but I started hyperventilating and ran out the door. He didn't try that again. I might've even posted in this thread before, but I don't remember so I've done it again. lol I'm getting forgetful. :wacko:
 
The sound of the dentist pulling on your teeth.

THe feeling of that damned Dentist`s drill on my teeth.

Getting bitten by my lovebird.

Getting stung by bees or wasps. I`m 28 y.o. & I`ve never been stung by either.

Frogs, lizards & garbage. I HATE the smell of garbage. I hate taking it out, I hate touching it. My kids know I will lay down the smack for touching the garbage can without using the pedal at the bottom to open the lid of it.

Any animal that`s too big for me is kind of scary.

I am afraid of the beach. It`s not that I can`t swim. I LOVE swimming. I was in a swimming team. I just hate not being able to stop what`s coming to me at the beach. I get freaked out that the fish are going to bite my toes off.

One time I was at the beach with the hubby, then fiance, and we swam to the bouy. When I looked down & saw there was like 12ft between my feet & the sand below I swam and got back to the shore in like 2mins, when it took us 5 to get there.
 
I strongly second the house centipedes & earwigs. I can handle spiders, snakes, ants. But fucking earwigs, no. Just no. There really isn't much that will actually make me scream. Earwigs are one of these things. Always have been. Then someone cut one in half for me and both ends just toddled off like it was no big thing. JFC that's just unnatural. I had visions of a colony of earwig asses pinching away at eachother. *shudder*

Oh and white grubs/june bugs. http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/cps-spc/pubs/pest/_pnotes/whgrub-versblancs/index-eng.php I loathe them. I don't know why, no other beetles bother me. The grubs horrify me. The bugs aren't any better, plus they motherfucking fly. I refuse to look at a picture of one long enough to post it.

Oh and let me not forget, the GIANT WATER BUG. Yes that name must be in all caps. It simply must. Live with it.

When I was little, my favourite thing about living in Ontario was our lack of overly large insects. I was happy in my ignorance, until the day my mom was attacked by one of these bastards.

They're like giant all-terrain cockroaches that inject you with flesh eating toxins, should you come in contact with them, and are more adept at flying.

[video=youtube;gBnsUyfkaKY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBnsUyfkaKY[/video]


(I keep hearing "giggedy giggedy" when watching this clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqAzARBM5Iw&feature=related
 
I have run screaming thru the house and out the door when one of these crawled on my hand. I was poking around the back of a cabinet in the utility room.


cockroaches.jpg
 
I have run screaming thru the house and out the door when one of these crawled on my hand. I was poking around the back of a cabinet in the utility room.


cockroaches.jpg

I'm cool with spiders, but palmetto bugs (giant fucking roaches) freak me out-- not an [MENTION=949]Gidget[/MENTION] freak-out but not far from it since they seem to have invaded my upstairs bathroom over the weekend. I shoot them with scrubbing bubbles and wait for them to end upside down.
 
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I am afraid of fish, bizarre I know. They scare the shit out of me.. I can't touch anything that fish water has touched.
 
Hey, I must be braver than I thought. Nothing makes me scream like a little girl, not even when the mouse JUMPED OUT OF THE TRASH at me last week (3 times, it was like a damned video game). Spiders, I don't much like but I'll gather myself together to kill 'em. I don't care for the juicy scrunch noise when I kill a big 'un but that just makes me gah, not scream.

Ticks now...I really REALLY hate ticks. I had to pull one out of my son's belly button a few years back. No screaming but I did feel a bit light headed. Damn, I did NOT want to do it but no one else was around so I had to.

Hmmm, the oil & electric bills are scream worthy, definitely. Did you see the JCP commercial where the people were screaming when they saw the sale signs? I thought that was SO funny!!
 
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Oh and white grubs/june bugs. http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/cps-spc/pubs/pest/_pnotes/whgrub-versblancs/index-eng.php I loathe them. I don't know why, no other beetles bother me. The grubs horrify me. The bugs aren't any better, plus they motherfucking fly. I refuse to look at a picture of one long enough to post it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqAzARBM5Iw&feature=related

Ahhhhhhh-Gah! I was coming here to say june bugs too! I hate them , hate them, hate them! I am not afraid of anything else (OK, clowns, but those tend to make me afraid/angry and I am more likely to attack them than run) but those little june bug fuckers can make me come unglued to the point that I will wreck a room, garage, vehicle or whatever. They fly drunkenly, so it's almost impossible to avoid them because they don't give a damn. And they're sticky! Ugh! Yuck! Now I have the heebie-jeebies.
 
The pictures of the spiders fucking got me. -shudders- I have actually called family members to come kill damn spiders in my house.
 
The pictures of the spiders fucking got me. -shudders- I have actually called family members to come kill damn spiders in my house.

A big ass spider found its way into my sister's house. She blasted it with WD-40 until it stopped moving, and then covered it with a piece of paper. For like TWO MONTHS until my niece came home from college to get rid of it. Truth.
 
I've killed one with Lysol before because it was the closest thing within reach. I couldn't stand knowing it was under a piece of paper like that though, I'd have to get rid of it.
 
Roaches. Fucking hate the ugly, dirty shits.

Comes to be, dog(s) charging at me has me screaming like a crazed, amazon woman w/a banshee shrill. Found out the hard way as terrified I am of large dogs on the attack, I can hold my own pretty good when defending my kids.
 
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Update: I have located the chosen dying ground of the bubbly scrubbed roaches. In my bedroom..WTF?
 
Thanks, I'll add Giant Water Bugs to my list of gross scary shits to NOT have in the Pond/garden in my backyard.
 
I used to live in Puerto Rico. With evergreen fauna & 70°F is the lowest it gets there. Those motherfuckers are a huge pest. Living in front of a manhole, they swarm the street at night coming out of that hole.

I am afraid of them & I hate killing them because of the crunching sound they make when you step on them, IF THEY DON'T FLY.

I had an apt. and I was in college so no a/c for me. Those fuckers would climb the walls or whatever outside & would fly INTO my apt. because my door was opened! I fucking hated it even worse because I couldn't run out & beg someone to kill them. I'd have to man up, & take care of that shit.

*shivers grossed out*

I once saw one (when I was at Girl Scout's cam) that was 3inch. long resting on an abandoned structure.

FUCK'EM! I don't miss them one bit now that I live in Canada.
 
I used to live in Puerto Rico. With evergreen fauna & 70°F is the lowest it gets there. Those motherfuckers are a huge pest. Living in front of a manhole, they swarm the street at night coming out of that hole.

I am afraid of them & I hate killing them because of the crunching sound they make when you step on them, IF THEY DON'T FLY.

I had an apt. and I was in college so no a/c for me. Those fuckers would climb the walls or whatever outside & would fly INTO my apt. because my door was opened! I fucking hated it even worse because I couldn't run out & beg someone to kill them. I'd have to man up, & take care of that shit.

*shivers grossed out*

I once saw one (when I was at Girl Scout's cam) that was 3inch. long resting on an abandoned structure.

FUCK'EM! I don't miss them one bit now that I live in Canada.

[MENTION=5149]JGo555[/MENTION] The swarming crabs in Puerto Rico freaked me out!
 
[MENTION=5149]JGo555[/MENTION] The swarming crabs in Puerto Rico freaked me out!

I lived right in front of the airport (I could smell the turbine smoke in my backyard) & whenever it rained for more than 3hrs steadily, the crabs would get out of the lagoon (at the end of the street) and walk in the streets.

My dad would run out to catch them for dinner! Free food that would otherwise cost you like $60 because you have to buy them alive.
 
I am afraid of them & I hate killing them because of the crunching sound they make when you step on them, IF THEY DON'T FLY.
.

*shudder*

Colossal and Giant squids creep me right out.

http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/giantsquidfacts.php

1. They have beaks. That's just wrong. So wrong.

2. They look sort of like immense misshapen penises.

3. Immense misshapen penises with tentacles that can be measured in yards or metres, with big SWIVELING sharp hooks. Also arms that have suckers with saw-edged rings around them.

Look at this creepy shit! (And beyond it, there are lots and lots of teeth. Teeth on its tongue, and teeth on its cheeks. It's sort of like a giant, thinking, hunting, high-powered garbage disposal.)


Imagine these being wrapped lovingly around you.
v5bj14.jpg


2pzea3a.jpg
 
*shudder*

Colossal and Giant squids creep me right out.

http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/giantsquidfacts.php

1. They have beaks. That's just wrong. So wrong.

2. They look sort of like immense misshapen penises.

3. Immense misshapen penises with tentacles that can be measured in yards or metres, with big SWIVELING sharp hooks. Also arms that have suckers with saw-edged rings around them.

Look at this creepy shit! (And beyond it, there are lots and lots of teeth. Teeth on its tongue, and teeth on its cheeks. It's sort of like a giant, thinking, hunting, high-powered garbage disposal.)


Imagine these being wrapped lovingly around you.
v5bj14.jpg


2pzea3a.jpg


So I assume that Tentacle Erotica is NOT your preffered masturbatory porn selection!?

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_Erotica
 
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