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Sugar Cookie

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36-year-old Zulfigar Niazi was charged with two counts of domestic assault when he vividly described in the presence of police how he would murder and maim his father and brother.

On March 31st, officers were summoned for a domestic disturbance. According to affidavits, Zulfigar Niazi was continuing the confrontation even after authorities arrived. Officers observed Niazi verbally threaten to kill Umar Niazi and Usman Ahmed Khan.

According to the affidavits, he told his brother “As soon as police leave I am going to take a corkscrew and stab you in the head.” He intimidated his father stating: “And I am going to grab a knife and cut off your dick.” These events occurred in front of the responding officers who believed Niazi would follow through if he was not apprehended.
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Personally, I've never had the hankerin' to put my hands on another man's penis... but if that day should ever come, I'd like to think my father's cock would be REALLY far down on the list of possible dicks to have my hands on (...and not just because he's been dead for 20+ yrs... which just makes that a "double ewwww"...).

You can call me old fashioned... or Hell... you can even call me a fuddy-duddy... but uhhh... that was just kind of an unspoken rule in my day: Stay away from your Daddy's dick.
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Only thing missing is “Allahu Akbar!!!”.
Ummm... wait.... is that like Admiral Ackbar's Arabic cousin? How does he tie into all this shit? I get so confused tryin' to keep up with you youngins...
 
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