Man On Drugs Arrested For Biting Seagull After It Tried To Steal His Big Mac

[Sugar Cookie]

A man in Cornwall, England, was arrested this week after biting a seagull who tried to steal his Big Mac.

The 26-year-old man “claimed he was being attacked for his McDonald’s meal and in response, he grabbed the bird and bit it,” reports Cornwall Live.

“He sunk his teeth into it before throwing it to the floor,” a police spokesperson told the site. “Officers had seen the incident and immediately went over and detained and took details from him.”

The man told police officers he was “under the influence of drugs” and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

“The seagull was clearly injured by the incident but flew off before we were able to check on its welfare,” the rep said. “We don’t know what happened to it afterward.”

Seagulls are notoriously aggressive around food but are protected by the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981.

https://nypost.com/2020/07/11/man-arrested-for-biting-seagull-after-it-tried-to-steal-big-mac/

 

[Prettypink513]

Maybe he wanted some poultry with that burger

 

[Blizzard]

Seagulls are notoriously aggressive around food but are protected by the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981.

We humans stole their beaches and their seafood and their habitats and their everything else. But they weren't willing to go gentle into that good night. So now they are living in our coastal cities and coming after our food and our trash. Oh well.

 

[Brillig]

I seen you sparring with a gull. Best leave them be. Bad luck to kill a sea bird.

~The Lighthouse

 

[Sejanus]

I bet it tasted...foul.
The Big Mac not the bird.
Dirty Sky Rats...

 

[knockout]

I wouldn’t mind seagulls if they didn’t shit on everything

 

[Symmachus]

"In France, a Big Mac is a Big Mac. They just call it 'Le Big Mac'."

"Then what do they call a Whopper?"

"I don't know. I didn't go to Burger King."

 

[Old Man Metal]

Haven't we learned anything from COVID?