Flock of chickens ‘wreak havoc’ at New Jersey McDonald’s

[Sugar Cookie]

A furious flock of hens “wreaked havoc” at a McDonald’s drive-thru in New Jersey — attacking customers and forcing cops to rush to the rescue, according to police.

An animal control officer, identified as Robbie, wrangled the chickens and took them to Common Sense for Animals shelter, where they are now up for adoption.

The motivation of the angry birds remained unclear, Washington Township Police Department quipped.

“We cannot confirm at this time if they were targeting specific customers (with chicken nuggets and sandwiches in hand) or random customers,” the department wrote in a statement.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/07/flock-of-chickens-wreak-havoc-at-new-jersey-mcdonalds/

 

[Symmachus]

"We are sick and tired of the *ba-gawk* injustices that are visited upon up by *bawk* McDonalds! We are chicken beings! We are not just slabs of meat meant for the human gaze! It is time that this systematic butchering of our bodies must end. SAY NO TO THE PINK SLIME!"
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I hear that a bunch of chickens also invaded the US Capitol earlier this week.

 

[Blizzard]

Okay so now I'm waiting for the doublespeak from some news agency somewhere. Was it a terroristic chicken attack on our foodocracy? Or a peaceful chicken protest?

 

[Metalfan]

Now I want some wings.

 

[Alf]

Now I want some wings.

I want a nice Spanish omelette.

--Al

 

[Satanica]

I'm eating a sausage egg McMuffin right now!

 

[Sugar Cookie]

@Satanica

I'm jealous

 

[Blizzard]

@Satanica

I'm jealous

Me too. All of the McDonalds where I live have a castrated, shitted version of the breakfast menu. There are no hash browns and no egg Mc'Muffins. There is kinda a flat, smashed, shitty sausage one, if you want it without a hash brown and you want to pay out the ass for it.

 

[Satanica]

The one I stop by in the mornings before work now also have blueberry muffins, apple fritters, and cinnamon rolls in addition to the traditional apple pie pastry.

You're really missing out!

 

[Blizzard]

The one I stop by in the mornings before work now also have blueberry muffins, apple fritters, and cinnamon rolls in addition to the traditional apple pie pastry.

You're really missing out!

all i want is my god damn egg mc'muffin with my hash brown. whyzit so hard. FINLAND.

its not like there's no potatoes here, or eggs, or ham they could do up like so-called 'canadian bacon'.

 

[Sejanus]

Foghorn Leghorn stirring up stuff again...

 

[Symmachus]

Foghorn Leghorn stirring up stuff again...

Dude... that video is seriously clucked up.

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

Emboldened by the attack on our Capitol, a group of chickens staged their own coop (get it? Like coup? And yes I know it’s coo just let me make my bad funnies)

 

[Alf]

a group of chickens staged their own coop

--Al