Bizarre Mugshot Photos

[myra manes]

Looks like a melted slice of Kraft cheese and oil ..

 

[myra manes]

Paint from huffing?

Ooooh good call, I bet you're right ..

 

[BlueEyes]

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you, the first person ever to be arrested for his comb-over.
Okay, maybe not. But something this bad really should be a felony.

LOVE the hair! Lol

 

[CbabyRKO]

It looks like he went down face first into a diaper lol

 

[ms.D]

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or on the bizarre mugshots. The article is very short so I'll just give the basics. This beautiful man, Arie Patterson, was arrested in Florida for theft on Thursday. This is how he looked for his booking photo. The Smoking Gun, where I got this from, cannot find out what is all over his face. Maybe one of you with awesome internet searching skills could find out. What gets me is he is in a jail shirt (at least it looks like it) so that means he's at the jail. Whatever is splattered on his face is on the wall behind him as well like someone threw something at him, said "Say cheese!", and took the pic. Looks like egg yolk but no shells. Pretty hilarious though.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/messy-face-mug-shot-576432

It's Sabre pepper foam. Pepper spray in foam form.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/doused-florida-inmate-098753

 

[gatekeeper]

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or on the bizarre mugshots. The article is very short so I'll just give the basics. This beautiful man, Arie Patterson, was arrested in Florida for theft on Thursday. This is how he looked for his booking photo. The Smoking Gun, where I got this from, cannot find out what is all over his face. Maybe one of you with awesome internet searching skills could find out. What gets me is he is in a jail shirt (at least it looks like it) so that means he's at the jail. Whatever is splattered on his face is on the wall behind him as well like someone threw something at him, said "Say cheese!", and took the pic. Looks like egg yolk but no shells. Pretty hilarious though.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/messy-face-mug-shot-576432

If he a "drug chef" who makes his own "dip" (wet/water/sherm), the first thing that came to my coffee-starved brain was embalming fluid. Lemme check with an expert. Oh @Azryhael , what do you think? It's a little bright and the viscosity's a little different, but I am *no* expert. Any chance it's embalming fluid?

 

[gatekeeper]

It's Sabre pepper foam. Pepper spray in foam form.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/doused-florida-inmate-098753

Oops, didn't catch this before I posted. They're really improving that stuff! As long as they've got the right person, and are doing it for the right reason, I LOVE the idea of that stuff sticking like napalm. Thx for the info.

 

[kennasmom]

dupe

 

[Azryhael]

If he a "drug chef" who makes his own "dip" (wet/water/sherm), the first thing that came to my coffee-starved brain was embalming fluid. Lemme check with an expert. Oh @Azryhael , what do you think? It's a little bright and the viscosity's a little different, but I am *no* expert. Any chance it's embalming fluid?

Glad the mystery is solved! That looks pretty nasty, but it's definitely not any of our standard fluids or gels, although they'd probably hurt your eyes as badly as pepper spray!

 

[gatekeeper]

I appreciate your expertise. The only time I ever saw any type of embalming fluid(s) was in a hospital morgue where the PD took an embalmed corpse to gather forensic data. Their perp was a seriously deranged necro who'd not only molested the orifices, he'd inflicted some major skin damage leaving some pretty big skin tears. The fluid was a mustard yellow and smelled kind of like kerosene, if that makes any sense. Thanks for the info!

 

[Sue sue]

ELIAKM DEON REESE, NEW PORT RICHEY

ELIAKM DEON REESE, NEW PORT RICHEY

 

[Sue sue]

MELVIN EUGENE CHASE JR., HOMELESS

 

[Sue sue]

 

[China]

Steven Culpepper was charged with driving with a suspended license in Polk County.

 

[kennasmom]

he looks aerodynamic

 

[Forensicwx]

The enema is working! The enema is working!!!!! Hurry up!!!

 

[Forensicwx]

Steven Culpepper was charged with driving with a suspended license in Polk County.

 

[ms.D]

Beat me to it. Bullethead

 

[everjaded]

Steven Culpepper was charged with driving with a suspended license in Polk County.

He looks like a giant thumb!

 

[myra manes]

Steven Culpepper was charged with driving with a suspended license in Polk County.

Good thing he outlines his face, it's so fucking fat, you can't see where the neck starts and the face ends!
Good grief, he's fucking hilarious looking! hahahahahaha



P.S - I love the tough guy l@@k .. HAHAHAHA

 

[gatekeeper]

If his neck cut in (ANYwhere), he'd look like a butt plug. :gas:

 

[cubby]

I was thinking definitely penis head! LOL

 

[joanne mazza]

Wasn't Cher-ie Kristinsson in Return of the Mummy?

Thanx!!! I knew she looked familiar!

 

[starry1]

Steven Culpepper was charged with driving with a suspended license in Polk County.

It looks like someone drew a face on a thumb.

 

[joanne mazza]

[QUOTE="Totemic, post: 40572, member: 389"HasnFUCKING CARUMBA!!!!

That bitch scared the fuck out of me.[/QUOTE]
Yah me too! WTF is she bawling about? Hasn't even met her new roomies yet!

 

[eracsurfer]

 

[cubby]

She started out looking like the walking dead and didn't get any better, let me guess, meth? Looks like her head is starting to cave in, in that last picture!

 

[ms.D]

HOLY JEEZUS!!

 

[eracsurfer]

Could they be related?

 

[eracsurfer]

I just can't help myself. I laugh every time I look at this mug.
He looks like the human equivalent to "Bill the Cat"