Bizarre Mugshot Photos

[eracsurfer]

Someone just wanted to feel pretty.

 

[eracsurfer]

Now here is someone that I am sure calls himself a Juggalo...

 

[Forensicwx]

Is it @BostonBurns ?! Nooooo!

I missed this before, stumbled across it showing hubs.
Dead freakin ringer for BostonB ('s avatar, of course!).

 

[Forensicwx]

John Bereta - felony burglary, 1st degree sexual assault.

My prior post meant this guy and BostonB's avatar.

 

[Katie23]

 

[Valasca]

Daaaaaaamn. She got knocked THE FUCK out.

 

[gatekeeper]

Gd! Living proof the Grays have been mating with the humans again...Geezus. I hope she got a piece of the other one. Or ten.

 

[eracsurfer]

Drunk Driving
I think he was going for the Joker... He looks more like Gollum

 

[eracsurfer]

Look into my eyes...
I am not the jewel thief you are looking for...
Actually, she was.

Arrested for stealing jewelry from her job at JCPenny and heading to the pawn shop.

 

[eracsurfer]

Here is something I would bet my life savings was not heard while booking this guy: "Can you hurry up? I have to perform open heart surgery in a half hour."

If it WAS said, feel free to PM me and I will mail you the $0.37 I just found in my couch.

 

[Katie23]

Llllloooooolllllll

 

[Katie23]

 

[Katie23]

Damnit! Didnt meant to post it 3 times

 

[Valasca]

But... since he looks like Marty Feldman, makes me wonder if that guy has Graves Disease, too.

 

[Forensicwx]

Booking officer says "No damn it, I said look at the camera! Oh FFS!" Click.

 

[eracsurfer]

@Forensicwx - Soooo wrong, but so funny.

 

[Forensicwx]

@Forensicwx - Soooo wrong, but so funny.

Couldn't help it.

Note: No offense to anyone with Graves Disease.

 

[gatekeeper]

I hadn't thought of Graves with one exopthalmic eye. Definitely could be! *googling away*

Edit: Not specified in a couple reputable sources I checked, but I don't see why it couldn't be unilateral.

 

[Katie23]

Booking officer says "No damn it, I said look at the camera! Oh FFS!" Click.

HA! GLAD WE ALL GET TO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL TOGETHER

 

[ms.D]

Another eyebrows... or lack of them?

 

[cubby]

I think she's just pissed that she got drunk and passed out last night and her BFF's shaved off her eyebrows and burned some new ones on with a blow torch, she woke up and went all Rambo on them, which is what got her arrested. So it's all their fault!

 

[eracsurfer]

Rainbow Brite has hit some rough times.

I have to give major props though... coordinating her eyebrows with the chest tattoo.

 

[eracsurfer]

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you, the first person ever to be arrested for his comb-over.
Okay, maybe not. But something this bad really should be a felony.

 

[cubby]

Gosh until you mentioned it was HAIR, I thought he had a dirty bandage wrapped around his head.

 

[Mia7]

Amanda Bethel~Prostitution



for some reason , this chick conjured up lee harvey oswald


https://www.awesomestories.com/images/user/86ab4fe2e4.jpg

 

[joanne mazza]

="eracsurfer, post: 811666, member: 2826"]

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[joanne mazza]

oks like he's preparing for the

WTF? Wonder how he looked when he met his room mates?

 

[ms.D]

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or on the bizarre mugshots. The article is very short so I'll just give the basics. This beautiful man, Arie Patterson, was arrested in Florida for theft on Thursday. This is how he looked for his booking photo. The Smoking Gun, where I got this from, cannot find out what is all over his face. Maybe one of you with awesome internet searching skills could find out. What gets me is he is in a jail shirt (at least it looks like it) so that means he's at the jail. Whatever is splattered on his face is on the wall behind him as well like someone threw something at him, said "Say cheese!", and took the pic. Looks like egg yolk but no shells. Pretty hilarious though.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/messy-face-mug-shot-576432

 

[myra manes]

Gosh until you mentioned it was HAIR, I thought he had a dirty bandage wrapped around his head.

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[kennasmom]

Whatever is splattered on his face is on the wall behind him as well like someone threw something at him, said "Say cheese!", and took the pic. Looks like egg yolk but no shells. Pretty hilarious though.

Paint from huffing?