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Made of Pumpkin pie
Looks like they darted this thing.
Lake Arrowhead/Glendale, California
Four Los Angeles residents were arrested after submitting fraudulent claims to their insurance companies that claimed a wild bear had ravaged their luxury cars. ( three in total)
Here's what these four men told their insurance companies:
Each of them were at their weekend/get away/ luxury cabins/another reason property is so expensive -homes, and they "awoke" to find that their beautiful, mountain-climbing-tough-and-rugged luxury vehicles had been ravaged.
The owner of a Rolls-Royce Ghost [the off-roading version?] found his leather seats had been shredded by a beast's deadly talons.*
After the smelling-salts revived him, he snapped his fingers, and probably said-- To the security room, we must make haste!!
They all had cameras trained on their cars that had captured video of this uncultivated lout.
( and unlike the back room of Walmart, and other critical crime scenes, these security cameras were functioning and gave a clear picture of the dark events...and I mean CLEAR.)
A brown bear ( which doesn't exist in CA any more, hasn't been seen for a century) was seen opening the car doors, climbing in, crawling about and slapping at a few vital, expensive to replace, components.
Just grateful to be alive, the men submitted their claims within the hour.
But someone's always awake at an insurance company, and after viewing the viideo, that someone thought:
Hmmmm. Something seems ...off...
Hoping for a raise, he alerted his boss who then alerted his boss and then took credit for the discovering the entire thing. Asshole.
Here's the video. It's slightly more believable than if the Country Bear Jamboree animatronics had shown up in overalls, playing washboards,l with soup ladles, but I'm no wildlife expert.
But insurance agents aren't wildlife experts. Not usually.
So the insurers asked a few park rangers in the know about these things what they thought.
The videos were examined.
To a one, the experts said
" Naw, that's a guy in a bear suit. A ill-fitting suit at that. Plus, bears make huge messes in cars".
The jig was up, the suit was found in the house of one of the claimants, along with meat-shredding handles, known as meat claws, and arrests were made.
They'd received $150,000 in insurance settlements thus far.
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Their names?
If you want to know, read the article.
I'm not contributing to the relentless machine that selects newstories just to re-enforce negative stereotypes of different ethnicities, religions, countries of orgin, etc.
Fuck that, seriously.
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* This isn't the material YOU call "leather".
This is Connolly Leather.
This comes from bulls raised in the highest elevations of Europe, to reduce scarring from insect bites.
They aren't penned in barbed wire enclosures like barbarians!
They live like pashas in lush, nutrient rich fields of emerald grass and sweet-smelling alpine flowers, within tasteful hand-built stone fences. No sharp edges to give boo-boos.
Their peels will eventually go to a sort of boot camp to see if they are Connolly worthy.
Exposed to extreme temperatures for 10 days over and over, only the surviving skins then go a step closer to being under someone's well-heeled arse.
Then comes the Drumming.
The leather is revolved in a drum for 16 hours to achieve a soft texture and prevent squeaking.
Did you hear that?!!
No, and that's the point. This leather does not SQUEAK.
Did you think the wealthy were sitting down in leather squeak-free because they're more refined than us??
No. They have help!
You can understand why these men might have fainted in horror..
The fancy bulls need a comforting visit from a beautiful female occasionally, because, as any man is apt to lie and say, it makes their skin better (?)
Here are some beauties being brought to higher pastures for a few days of frolicking.
They have no idea where they're going.
All for the comfort of your posh fanny.
Human in Bear Suit Was Used to Defraud Insurance Companies, Officials Say
Footage of a bear rifling through luxury cars was submitted to insurance companies, which paid out $140,000. But something seemed off.
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