Cops Say ‘Poopetrator’ Defecated In Wichita Beauty Store Aisles, Damaging $200 In Wigs

[Sugar Cookie]

Police say a “poopetrator” who used a Wichita beauty supply store aisle as her personal toilet last week — not once but twice — will likely face criminal charges for choices that, well, stink.

The woman was caught on security surveillance video defecating in the middle of an aisle after walking into the Mid-K Beauty Supply at 2251 E. 21st St. on May 10, the department said Tuesday in a Facebook post that not only called for public tips to identify her but also poked fun at the offensive — and smelly — incident.

The woman continued her “fecal assault” at another Mid-K Beauty Supply branch the same week, a Wichita police spokesman told The Eagle in an email answering follow-up questions about the case.

Police don’t yet know exactly why the woman defecated in the stores.

“We’ll have to talk to her about that,” Officer Trevor Macy said.

She was identified less than two hours after the WPD wrote about the case on social media.

The Facebook post itself immediately generated buzz.

“Wichita, we need your help with a... unique case. We’re trying to identify the pictured female, who on May 10th entered a Beauty Supply store in the 2200 block of E. 21st Street and defecated in the middle of the aisle,” it reads.

For social media scrollers who might have done a double take, the WPD reassures, “Yes, you read that right.”

“The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result, and the business would like to know who the poopetrator is so they can pursue criminal charges. The incident was captured on video surveillance, but for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

The department ends the post with an urgent plea for anyone who recognizes the woman — whom it jokingly referred to as “public enemy number 2” — to contact authorities right away.

Macy said Tuesday that the May 10 incident was apparently not the woman’s only foray into using a store aisle as a potty.

The manager of Mid-K Beauty Supply told police the woman also had “done this at another store” the same week, Macy said. That incident happened at the Mid-K Beauty Supply branch at 4610 E. 13th St. on May 11, he said.

For those wondering, the damaged wigs weren’t used as makeshift toilet paper.

Macy said the wigs were displayed on a wall behind the woman when she dropped her pants. They were valued at around $200.

They all “had to be destroyed,” he said.

Cops say ‘poopetrator’ defecated in Wichita beauty store aisles, damaging $200 in wigs

For those wondering, the wigs weren’t used as toilet paper.

news.yahoo.com

 

[Hermy]

"When I have a bad hair day, EVERYONE has a bad hair day!"

If the wigs were not used as TP and were "displayed on a wall" behind her that must have been some super-sonic projectile poop. Aren't there websites where she could make a small fortune doing this?

Public Enemy #2 ... Glad to see the cops have a sense of humour.

 

[Satanica]

Should I at least be impressed that she can poop at will? Especially more than once?

 

[Hermy]

Should I at least be impressed that she can poop at will? Especially more than once?

She doesn't look like she'll be running out of ammo any time soon.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

She looks like she is on a diet of fast and fried food only.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

The incident was caught on camera but “for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault,” Wichita cops said.

“We’ve already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info,” the department quipped in the comments.

Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store

Wichita police announced they have identified the “poopetrator” accused of defecating in the middle of a beauty store last week.

nypost.com

 

[Alf]

Police don’t yet know exactly why the woman defecated in the stores.

Former employee?

--Al

 

[Freyja]

 

[Twisted_Dreams]

Damn! I was literally just pasting my own clip of Cleveland saying "That's nasty!" I'm getting slow in my old age...

 

[Freyja]

Damn! I was literally just pasting my own clip of Cleveland saying "That's nasty!" I'm getting slow in my old age...

Great minds think alike !

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

PUBLIC ENEMY #2 I am rolling hahahaha