Holy Shit!
I am totally new to the forums, but I have been a fan of the site for a few months now. I was reading back articles when, in the Easter Anniversary article, I saw the name Jim Crise. I almost vomited on my shoes. I had to be sure you all we're talking about the same ahab I knew. Sure enough, it was! Insert blahs and such as I feel my skin crawl. I had the displeasure of working with him @ a nationally accredited bar/restaurant located in Greensburg, PA. We knew the guy was a skeev from the get go. Hell, the day he had his orientation, a bird crashed into the front window of the place and damn near killed itself right by where he and the manager were sitting. That should have been the omen. The one that told you about how fucked up this dude was. They should have handed him his papers and sent him out the door right there.
It was nothing but trouble after he started there. First it was his getting charged by some Japanese girl studying out here saying that he stole her laptop. He said it was payment for services rendered or what have you... Then it was the e-bay scam, where he supposedly sold a computer program to someone who then, opened the product, downloaded it and negated the registration key and then returned the program. Then there was the flame war he had with a local band after his taking inappropriate pictures of young girls at one of their concerts at a local restaurant and then posting them on his myspace. Then was the coup de gras that finally got him fired from the job we shared. He got fired for sending threatening letters and e-mails to a local newscaster. Jim said that he was convinced that the newscaster was abusing the "throngs" of teenaged female patrons that frequented the restaurant with him. Here, it turns out that they were the newscaster's children and friends.
Shortly after he got fired from his job, we got the news that he had been brought in on charges for the first offense that landed him on here. None of us were surprised, but what shocked us was that he got off on the first charges. He and all of his creepy pedo friends frequented our establishment when we would show the WWF pay per views. I BELIEVE HIS FRIENDS STILL DO. I often wonder why the police never investigated any of the guys he hung out with, but back to my story. He seemed triumphant when he came in and said that he had beat the charges and proceeded to foul up the place with his ranky pedo friends. When the news came over the wire about the second offense, I rapidly cut it out of the paper and showed to all of our co-workers who worked with him previously. When Jim announced that he was going to represent himself, we were rotfl. When the verdict came in we were rotfl even harder. I hope he gets assraped in prison. Although, he might enjoy the attention. I no longer work there, but I hope, since he's finally in there and charged, that he rats out some of his creepo friends and they get into jail too. I seriously wish that there was a better task force for that kind of crime out here, being a victim of it myself. May you burn in hell, Jim Crise and may all of your pedo friends burn with you.