Louis_Cyphre
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Oh wait, look who i'm talking to.
You can run Popov through a Britta and get vodka tasteless enough for whatever you use vodka for.
The Imp just likes pretty bottles.
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the New York Times is run by Lucifer and his minions.
Oh wait, look who i'm talking to.
You can run Popov through a Britta and get vodka tasteless enough for whatever you use vodka for.
The Imp just likes pretty bottles.
Ells, Do you put pasta in the crockpot?, or just make pasta separate on the stove? Or is this just pastaless sketti"? The sauce sounds damn good and I am definitely trying this recipe out. Thank you!![]()
I've been taught to never put pasta or cheese in a slow-cooker.
I've been taught to never put pasta or cheese in a slow-cooker.
Hey Swivel,
everything you cook sounds fantastic! Can I be adopted by you and your wife? I promise I will be a good girl and ill bring home good grades that you can post on the fridge.
please!
Love,
Aspartame.
Really? Do you know why? I do a lasagna in mine all the time and it comes out great, so curious what the reasons would be (safety, taste??) behind not putting pasta in there...
woo hoo! okay i will....can i borrow 50 bucks, and can i use the car tonight? and do i have to go to school tomorrow? can i get some designer jeans? and a new purse? oh and i texed messaged over my 1000, is that okay? and can i have a puppy? and when are you getting me a new car? can my BF sleep over? PLEASE daddy!!! i love you!
oh yeah and can you make it $100 for tonight we may go to starbucks after!
This sounds yummy! I gotta try it.
World's Best Lasagna Recipe
INGREDIENTS• 1 pound sweet Italian sausage
• 3/4 pound lean ground beef
• 1/2 cup minced onion
• 2 cloves garlic, crushed
• 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
• 2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
• 2 (6.5 ounce) cans canned tomato sauce
• 1/2 cup water
• 2 tablespoons white sugar
• 1 1/2 teaspoons dried basil leaves
• 1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds
• 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
• 12 lasagna noodles
• 16 ounces ricotta cheese
• 1 egg
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 3/4 pound mozzarella cheese, sliced
• 3/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
DIRECTIONS
In a Large Pot, cook sausage, ground beef, onion, and garlic over medium heat until well browned. Stir in crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, tomato sauce, and water. Season with sugar, basil, fennel seeds, Italian seasoning, 1 tablespoon salt, pepper, and 2 tablespoons parsley. Simmer, covered, for about 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally.
Bring another large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Cook lasagna noodles in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain noodles, and rinse with cold water. In a mixing bowl, combine ricotta cheese with egg, remaining parsley, and 1/2 teaspoon salt.
Preheat oven to 375F
To assemble, spread 1 1/2 cups of meat sauce in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Arrange 6 noodles lengthwise over meat sauce. Spread with one half of the ricotta cheese mixture. Top with a third of mozzarella cheese slices. Spoon 1 1/2 cups meat sauce over mozzarella, and sprinkle with 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese. Repeat layers, and top with remaining mozzarella and Parmesan cheese. Cover with foil: to prevent sticking, either spray foil with cooking spray, or make sure the foil does not touch the cheese.
Bake in preheated oven for 25 minutes. Remove foil, and bake an additional 25 minutes. Cool for 15 minutes before serving. After removing lasagna from oven, move to 400F and put in your garlic bread.
All you need to eat is your bread and a hefty square of lasagna and some Sweet Tea!
Tonight's was divine. My tummy is very full and happy, and we have enough for two more meals. 9/10
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