Ugandan Imam Suspended To Preserve Integrity of Islamic faith After Marrying A Man in Drag

[Muriel Schwenck]

L I N K

[...]
Sheikh Mohammed Mutumba was shocked to discover some two weeks into his marriage that his hijab-wearing wife Swabullah Nabukeera was a man named Richard Tumushabe, the newspaper reports.
The discovery was made after police arrested Tumushabe on suspicion of stealing a television set and clothes from a neighbour at his new marital home, it adds.
“As the police’s normal practice, a female police officer, searched the suspect thoroughly before taking ‘her’ to the cells. However, to the shock of the officer, the suspect had stacked clothes in the bra to hoodwink that they were breasts,” Mr Mugera was quoted as saying.
Sheikh Mutumba – an imam at a mosque in Kyampisi village, some 100km (62 miles) north-west of the capital, Kampala – had not had sex with his “bride” because “she” alleged that “she” was menstruating, the newspaper reports.
“We have already charged him with impersonation, theft and obtaining goods by false pretence,” Mr Mugera was quoted as saying.
[...]
It also quoted Sheikh Isa Busuulwa, the main imam at the mosque where Sheikh Mutumba preached, as saying that he had been suspended to preserve the integrity of the Islamic faith.

 

[Stebot]

At least it wasn't a little kid in a dress

 

[Bobbo]

Swabullah’s real name is Dick?

Oh, the irony.

 

[Brillig]

How did he think he could pull this off?

 

[Bobbo]

How did he think he could pull this off?

Maybe he was gonna have a “headache“ for the next 30 years?

 

[Alf]

Maybe he was gonna have a “headache“ for the next 30 years?

The bride has already had an improbable two-week period. Who knows?

--Al

 

[JackBurton]

This one of those places where the dude marries like 20 wives? It kinda makes sense if that was the case, he may not see the new wife for like 2 or 3 months.

 

[myra manes]

LMFAO!!!

 

[Sejanus]

This is why premarital sex!
Always!

 

[cubby]

Well that's pretty normal thing when you keep your women swathed in yards of loose material, showing only their eyeballs and fingertips, No touchee feelies leads to big surprises. But still it's hilarious!

 

[myra manes]

Well that's pretty normal thing when you keep your women swathed in yards of loose material, showing only their eyeballs and fingertips, No touchee feelies leads to big surprises. But still it's hilarious!

Makes me wonder how many times this shit happens!
What about the woman in burkas ..


LMFAO

 

[Lorettamim]

Hehehe