Top Ten Stories For The Week, 12/21/19

[Old Man Metal]

The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and yesterday are:

#1: Russian Man Made Stepson, 8, Kneel On Seeds Which Took Root In His Bloodied Knees
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/russian-man-made-stepson-8-kneel-on-seeds-which-took-root-in-his-bloodied-knees.111085/

#2: FDNY Lieutenant Christopher Hughes Busted On Camera for Stealing Cash from Catholic School Fundraiser
by @Turd Fergusen

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/fdny-lieutenant-christopher-hughes-busted-on-camera-for-stealing-cash-from-catholic-school-fundraiser.111091/

#3: Drunk Scientist "Caught Having Sex With Corpse" In Autopsy Room After Footie Win
by @ghosttruck

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/drunk-scientist-caught-having-sex-with-corpse-in-autopsy-room-after-footie-win.111098/

#4: Iowa Woman Ran Down Teen With Car Because She Was "Mexican"
by @crys_xoxo

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/iowa-woman-ran-down-teen-with-car-because-she-was-%E2%80%98mexican%E2%80%99.111237/

#5: Florida Man Tried To Leave His Babies On The Back Of Woman In The Walmart Toy Section
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/florida-man-tried-to-leave-his-babies-on-the-back-of-woman-in-the-walmart-toy-section.111063/

#6: Girl, 3, Was Found Alone In A Motel Room In Empty Bathtub With The Lights Off
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/girl-3-was-found-alone-in-a-motel-room-in-empty-bathtub-with-the-lights-off.111243/

#7: Florida Trucker Arrested In Colorado Cold Case Murder Of Woman, 21, Nearly 40 Years Ago
by @ghosttruck

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/florida-trucker-arrested-in-colorado-cold-case-murder-of-woman-21-nearly-40-years-ago.111099/

#8: Sentenced: Man, Woman Charged With Sexually Abusing 11-Year-Old, Making Child Porn
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/sentenced-man-woman-charged-with-sexually-abusing-11-year-old-making-child-porn.111173/

#9: Virginia Man Raped Child In RV "Sex Dungeon"
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/sentenced-virginia-man-raped-child-in-rv-%E2%80%98sex-dungeon%E2%80%99.111205/

#10: "Mommy!" Syracuse Boy, 6, Moans After Uncle Shoots Him In The Back
by @Sugar Cookie

https://dreamindemon.com/community/threads/%E2%80%98mommy-%E2%80%99-syracuse-boy-6-moans-after-uncle-shoots-him-in-the-back.111218/

Yo check this out:

I got a perp from the east
I got a perp from the west
I got a perp that shot his nephew
And got blasted in the chest

I got a perp from the north
I got a perp from the south
I got a perp that wrecked a Mexican
And then she ran her mouth

I got a perp with sense
A perp with none
A perp with a record
A perp with a gun

If you're having crime problems,
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
And a perp ain't one

I got a perp that got caught
Cause he likes 'em dead
A perp that steals church cash
A perp that likes young head

I got a perp that grows buckwheat
In his stepson's knees
A perp that spanks Walmart-style
A perp that likes Mickey D's

I got a cold-case killer
That rolls long-haul rigs
I got a RV meth-cooker
Who rapes kids at his digs

If you're having crime problems,
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
And a perp ain't one

(to the tune, roughly, of "99 Problems" by Body Count)

 

[Alf]

Bravo, Sir.

--Al

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

@Old Man Metal delivering the top ten news in rhyme??

And did he succeed?
Yes he did indeed!
(He was brave. Success was never guaranteed!)

Or perhaps @Old Man Metal is using the Eaton-Rosen phenomenon on us? Our own Johnnie Cochran!

Thank you to all the contributors to the forum! @Sugar Cookie snags that gold again!

 

[Old Man Metal]

Or perhaps @Old Man Metal is using the Eaton-Rosen phenomenon on us? Our own Johnnie Cochran!

These perpetrations are egregious! They are egregious, outrageous, and magnanimous!

 

[Turd Fergusen]

@Old Man Metal we need rap write ups! This was awesome. Also good job everyone, keep up the good work!

Merry Christmas!