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A Texas man who had been sleeping with his own sister beat her to death with a baseball bat after he found out she had sex with another man, prosecutors said.

Jose Manuel Guzman, 32, allegedly killed his sister in the Canutillo home they shared when he attacked her with a “massage instrument” and a bat, the El Paso County district attorney told the El Paso Times.

Guzman allegedly snapped after he learned of his sister being with a male friend who visited a night earlier. He then tried to mop up the blood in the home and fled as he heard law enforcement approaching, according to the Times.

He was later arrested and slapped with a murder charge and is in jail on a $1 million bond.

Prosecutors say Guzman is from Guatemala and a legal US resident, although he is not a US citizen. He has lived in El Paso since he was 3 years old and only recently learned that he had a sister in Guatemala. They met and allegedly began a sexual relationship, according to authorities.

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Yuck. I've heard of this with adopted people who find birth relatives. It's kind of a weird instant bond, love at first sight kind of thing except they don't see each other as siblings because they're strangers so they think they're in love. It ends up taking this weird route like these two. It creeps me out.

I feel like I don't need to know you forever. If I have the knowledge that you're my brother, then you're my brother and that's that. And we all know you're not supposed to bang your brother.
 
Okay, inappropriate joke time.

A guy starts a new job on a Tuesday, and his first week everything is going great. Then on Monday, he calls his boss and says "I can't make it in today, I'm sick." His boss isn't too keen on him taking sick days a week after starting, but he's a good worker otherwise, and if he's sick, he's sick.

The guy shows up as usual on Tuesday and does great the rest of the week, but when Monday rolls around again, he calls his boss again and says he's sick. So the boss calls him into his office Tuesday morning.

"Listen," he says, "you're a good worker and I'd hate to lose you, but you can't tell me it's coincidence you're sick every Monday. Come on, this isn't my first rodeo. Do you have a problem with drinking?"

"It's not me," replies the man, "it's my brother-in-law who's got the drinking problem. Every Friday he gets off work and starts into a two day bender. By Saturday night he's getting violent with my sister. Then Monday rolls around, he drags himself back out to work, and she calls me, crying. So I go over to her place to pick up the pieces, I comfort her... Anyway, one thing leads to another and we end up having sex."

"Wait, you have sex with your sister?" asks the boss.

"Hey, I keep telling you I'm sick!"
 
I wonder what type of stereotypes Guatemalans have for other Guatemalans, and what types of regional Guatemalan accents sound "dumb" according to popular Guatemalan/South American opinion. Do Guatemalans have their own equivalent to "redneck trailer trash" with incestuous potential? I wonder if a film will ever exist with the title of The Quetzaltenango Chainsaw Massacre.
 
Yuck. I've heard of this with adopted people who find birth relatives. It's kind of a weird instant bond, love at first sight kind of thing except they don't see each other as siblings because they're strangers so they think they're in love. It ends up taking this weird route like these two. It creeps me out.

I feel like I don't need to know you forever. If I have the knowledge that you're my brother, then you're my brother and that's that. And we all know you're not supposed to bang your brother.

Here is one for you: the sister was probably murdered by her brother/boyfriend.
 
I wonder what type of stereotypes Guatemalans have for other Guatemalans, and what types of regional Guatemalan accents sound "dumb" according to popular Guatemalan/South American opinion. Do Guatemalans have their own equivalent to "redneck trailer trash" with incestuous potential? I wonder if a film will ever exist with the title of The Quetzaltenango Chainsaw Massacre.
So actually endogamy is really common in rural or isolated societies, and only recently has become taboo (although I think siblings were always kind of off limits) if you think about famous dynasties like the Hapsburgs that was actually encouraged to keep the bloodline strong. Obviously that actually proved to have the opposite effect…. Fun fact, in Spain they pronounce ‘s’ like ‘th’ (thaltha instead of salsa) because of inbreeding, the Hapsburgs had profound craniofacial deformities that resulted in significant underbites that hindered the ability to sssssay their esssssessssss. Being that they were royalty the lisp became en Vogue and never went out of Thtyle. In America I think the most fascinating products of endogamy were the Fugate family of Kentucky who had a rare genetic trait that made them blue!
 

Man in relationship with sister admits to brutally killing her with baseball bat​

EL PASO COUNTY, Texas (KFOX/KDBC) — Authorities in Texas say a man confessed to brutally beating his sister to death with a baseball bat.

Jose Manuel Guzman, 32, told investigators with the El Paso County Sheriff's Office that he “lost control” after his sister told him she was involved in a sexual relationship with an unknown man, according to the arrest affidavit.

Guzman explained to authorities he had been involved in a sexual relationship with his sister, Karla Mariela Marroquin Chavez de Ortiz. Guzman said he had reunited with his sister and had become romantically involved with her, which he knew was wrong.

Guzman claims he fell in love with the victim. Court documents described how Guzman said he killed Chavez de Ortiz.
 
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