Sentenced: Whole Milk Or Almond Milk? Fight Over Milk Sends Florida Man To Jail

[Sugar Cookie]

Garcia was charged aggravated battery.

 

[Alf]

I have to wonder which side of the argument Justin was on.

--Al

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I have to wonder which side of the argument Justin was on.

--Al

I need to know.

I like whole milk. But i have been known to pour half n half on my oatmeal and sometimes cold cereal when im out of milk.

I have never been known for buying almond milk.
It just seems too millenial hipster for me.

 

[Alf]

I grew up on 2%. Whole milk is too rich for me. Sometimes 2% is too, so I drop down to 1%. But I can't abide skim milk.

Thinking back, the last fluid milk I consumed was a pint of ice-cold buttermilk.

--Al

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Ive never tried buttermilk.

 

[Alf]

If you're okay with sour cream or unflavored yogurt then buttermilk wouldn't be that big a step. You can get it in 8-ounce cartons like the ones served in schools.

--Al

 

[Symmachus]

I could not find the scene, but I am reminded of a passage of dialogue from Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story.

Dewey Cox: So you’ve never done nothin’ you shouldn’t’ve done to me?
Edith: What have I ever done to you?
Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
Dewey Cox: Oh, so I’m a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.

Account Suspended

 

[Sejanus]

Almond milk...pfft you mean nut juice.
Moo cow titty milk is where it is at!

 

[Satanica]

I love buttermilk, but it has to be made from whole milk and not the low fat version. Admittedly, it's not for everyone.

 

[Sue sue]

Almond milk...pfft you mean nut juice.
Moo cow titty milk is where it is at!

So true
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If your nuts lactate you have a problem.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

I don't care for dairy milk. Never really did. When I eat cereal I used unsweetened almond milk, which I love. I use buttermilk when making corn break. I tried a swig before but it was a little thick for me. Who wants to fight?

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Name:	GARCIA, JUSTIN ANTHONY

Supervision Begin Date:	07/12/2021
Current Location:	FT. MYERS
Current Status:	ACTIVE
Supervision Type:	PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date:	07/11/2025

Current Community Supervision History:​

Offense Date	Offense	Sentence Date	County	Case No.	Community Supervision Length
09/27/2020	AGG BATTERY/W/DEADLY WEAPON	07/12/2021	LEE	2016562	0Y 48M 0D

 

[thuumpr]

I grew up on 2%. Whole milk is too rich for me. Sometimes 2% is too, so I drop down to 1%. But I can't abide skim milk.

Thinking back, the last fluid milk I consumed was a pint of ice-cold buttermilk.

--Al

That's probably why it was the last!

 

[thuumpr]

 

[Kelli]

Raw milk is the only way to go! I’m on that side.