Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
India
They called it lynch mob.
Dozens of police officers had to be called in to try and disperse the crowd that gathered.
Inside the Shiva Temple at the Hanuman Temple complex, in Hyderabad, some miscreant, some terrorist, some evildoer, had left a huge chunk of Flesh, a half pound of meat, inside the temple next to a beloved statue of a lingam*
(leather and meat products are not allowed into Hindu temples in India and probably everywhere.)
Local Hindus and the BJP political party and a few representatives of the Sikh community were purple faced with rage that someone, probably Muslims, had desecrated their Temple, with animal meat.
"On Wednesday morning, temple authorities discovered meat near the Shiva Lingam, prompting concern among devotees. People quickly gathered outside the temple and created a ruckus, with right-wing groups calling for action."
When there are troubles between Hindu and Muslim communities there is often speculation that one side or the other is greasing up their weapons with the fat of whatever animal is restricted in their diet. The scuttlebutter false information mill says that Muslims will grease bullets and bludgeons with beef fat, and the Muslims will believe that Hindus grease their knives and cricket bats with pig fat.
The local police chief constable arrived to bring calm to the surging crowd, not a minute too soon.
He divided his men up into four teams of two to watch the CCTV videos.
Almost immediately one of the teams identified the culprit.
A cat. CAT.
"“The north-facing camera clearly shows a cat entering the temple with a piece of meat in its mouth and dropping it near the Shiva Lingam. There is no foul play,” said Deputy Commissioner of Police (South West Zone) G Chandra Mohan."
Mutton. It was mutton. Which I've been told in India is an old sheep that drops dead so you eat it.
The commissioner of police called for calm and ask people not to spread silly rumors.
But you know that BJP ! Always thinking everything either involves a conspiracy or a cobra.
Cat brought meat into Hyderabad temple, CCTV footage confirms
CCTV footage confirmed that a cat carried a piece of meat inside Hyderabad’s Sankata Vimochana Hanuman Temple, dismissing speculation of foul play. Police launched an investigation after devotees discovered the meat near the Shiva Lingam.
*Whats a Lingam ? A Shiva lingam ? Exactly what it looks like in the picture above where I labeled it, a phallic symbol.
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