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Blunderbuss Firozabad

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India

They called it lynch mob.
Dozens of police officers had to be called in to try and disperse the crowd that gathered.

Inside the Shiva Temple at the Hanuman Temple complex, in Hyderabad, some miscreant, some terrorist, some evildoer, had left a huge chunk of Flesh, a half pound of meat, inside the temple next to a beloved statue of a lingam*
(leather and meat products are not allowed into Hindu temples in India and probably everywhere.)

Local Hindus and the BJP political party and a few representatives of the Sikh community were purple faced with rage that someone, probably Muslims, had desecrated their Temple, with animal meat.

"On Wednesday morning, temple authorities discovered meat near the Shiva Lingam, prompting concern among devotees. People quickly gathered outside the temple and created a ruckus, with right-wing groups calling for action."

When there are troubles between Hindu and Muslim communities there is often speculation that one side or the other is greasing up their weapons with the fat of whatever animal is restricted in their diet. The scuttlebutter false information mill says that Muslims will grease bullets and bludgeons with beef fat, and the Muslims will believe that Hindus grease their knives and cricket bats with pig fat.

The local police chief constable arrived to bring calm to the surging crowd, not a minute too soon.

He divided his men up into four teams of two to watch the CCTV videos.

Almost immediately one of the teams identified the culprit.

A cat. CAT.

"“The north-facing camera clearly shows a cat entering the temple with a piece of meat in its mouth and dropping it near the Shiva Lingam. There is no foul play,” said Deputy Commissioner of Police (South West Zone) G Chandra Mohan."

Mutton. It was mutton. Which I've been told in India is an old sheep that drops dead so you eat it.

The commissioner of police called for calm and ask people not to spread silly rumors.
But you know that BJP ! Always thinking everything either involves a conspiracy or a cobra.







*Whats a Lingam ? A Shiva lingam ? Exactly what it looks like in the picture above where I labeled it, a phallic symbol.
 
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Lmao! That darn cat! Must be a trained agent. :shifty:

There was a local Mosque where I live that was being terrorized by someone who would leave pig heads by the steps. It happened like 3 or 4 times. I had known someone whose parents attended there and once they stopped making a big deal out of it...it stopped. Pretty sure it was some local teens being assholes.
But now I'm imagining a tiny cat dragging it up there lol
 
I have discovered that when people (not cats like in this case) do something outrageous they are looking for a reaction, if you don't give in and react, usually they stop, not all the time, but mostly. That's why you have to pick your battles, just like with your teenage children, they are just looking for a reaction that usually makes you look like the idiot.
 
When there are troubles between Hindu and Muslim communities there is often speculation that one side or the other is greasing up their weapons with the fat of whatever animal is restricted in their diet. The scuttlebutter false information mill says that Muslims will grease bullets and bludgeons with beef fat, and the Muslims will believe that Hindus grease their knives and cricket bats with pig fat.
Not joking, but it was common to see guys in Afghanistan and Iraq rubbing pork fat from their MREs on the tips of their rounds before putting them into their magazines.

In fact, it was so common that if an insurgent was shot by the US military, I'm pretty sure pig fat made it into their bodies more often than not.
 
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Not joking, but it was common to see guys in Afghanistan and Iraq rubbing pork fat from their MREs on the tips of their rounds before putting them into their magazines.

In fact, it was so common that if an insurgent was shot by the US military, I'm pretty sure pig fat made it into their bodies more often than not.

Soooo, since they aren't pure, the 72 virgins they meet aren't going to be beautiful and nubile, they'll be more like elderly spinsters with deeply ingrained bad habits, bunions and smoker's coughs ?

Personally, I think a life without bacon is not a life worth living.
 
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