Russian Tourist 'Gored While Trying to Rape Cow' Faces Conscription to Putin's Army Invading Ukraine

[Turd Fergusen]

A Russian tourist in Thailand was gored by a cow. Now, he faces conscription to Vladimir Putin's army as the country continues its war of attrition and invasion of Ukraine.

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, was reportedly just dumped by his girlfriend, so he decided to strip, then make his way toward a male bull before he turned on a female tied to a wooden fence nearby.

But the cow wasn't having it — she reportedly pinned Kuvshinov to the ground and gored him after he tried to mount her. He was then arrested and taken to the hospital by the police.

He now faces deportation to Russia for the heinous act, where he might also be conscripted into Putin's army. He'd subsequently have to go to war in Ukraine.

Kuvshinov is reportedly a beauty industry marketing specialist who has lived outside of Russia since a couple of weeks after Putin invaded Ukraine in February 2022. He apparently left to avoid conscription into the war.

He made lots of money from his business projects, the Daily Mail reported. His first stop after Russia was Antalya, Turkey, in 2022, where he lived and worked before moving to do the same in Dubai, then Thailand as of May this year.

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Russian tourist 'gored trying to rape cow' faces conscription to Putin's army

A Russian tourist in Thailand was gored by a cow after he allegedly attempted to rape it, with a harrowing video showing the aftermath of that decision. He might now be conscripted by Russia to fight in Ukraine

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[Alxprkrkrls]

“Listen we have an enlistment lull problem and a cow fucker problem. How bout we fuck two cows with one dick?” - Russian Generals probably

 

[Blizzard]

Tourist who tried to ‘rape a cow’ was ‘upset his girlfriend dumped him’

A RUSSIAN tourist who allegedly tried to rape a cow was dumped by his girlfriend shortly before the incident – and bizarrely asked Putin and Trump to get her back. Evgenii Kuvshino…

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One of his purposes for being out of Russia may have been to avoid any possible conscription order - HOWEVER - it might also be the case that the Russian army does not take mentally-ill, drugged-up cow fuckers. So maybe he was safe from that after all.

"He kept walking and speaking Russian without any meaning. He had no smell of alcohol.

"In his car, there were marijuana and his passport torn apart."

(A paramedic from the Ban Na Doem Foundation) said: "We found cannabis in his car so maybe he was high".

He also did strange things on social media like:

In a bizarre message to Russian leader Putin, he appeared to say he was prepared to enter the army if it meant he could be with his ex again.

Kuvshinov posted: "Tell Putin that I’m ready for any task. I need [her]."

The 26-year-old from Saratov region also posted a bizarre message seeking the help of Donald Trump, saying his flight attendant ex was now based in the US.

He begged: "Mr Trump, please get me back my girlfriend.

The hospital somehow refused to take him due to crazy:

Police Lieutenant Chaikit went on to explain that Kuvshinov is currently detained at the local police station as doctors at the hospital would not admit him due to his "crazy" behaviour.

Looks obsessed with himself in the pictures. Not sure Russia wants him back, he seems contaminated.

 

[cubby]

I suspect that what he was doing was a bit more powerful than MaryJane.

 

[Josh P]

Don't fuck around in Thailand, they will hunt you down. A couple of tourists had sex on the beach and the police blasted them all over the news. It was funny watching 2 male cops reenact what was seen on the cctv.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

 

[BuffettGirl]

Pretty sure he's not getting his girlfriend back now...

 

[Josh P]

Pretty sure he's not getting his girlfriend back now...

I'm pretty sure they look identical down there naked now.