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A 44-year-old Pennsylvania mother has been arrested after a viral video showed her getting out of her car and defecating on the hood of the car of another woman.
As she was being led to a police vehicle, Christina Solometo laughed and said, "The lady chased me. She chased me and asked her not to attack me.”

According to police, both women were headed in the same direction on Tuesday in Delaware County, when Solometo thought the woman in the dark-colored car was following her when she was simply going home.
Solometo was booked on charges including indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and a misdemeanor for “depositing waste on the highway.”

While she was getting arrested, Solometo said, “I have a sickness!," although she didn’t elaborate on what that was.

My timing was a little off last night. My phone rang just before 5 p.m. But I missed the call. It turns out it was from Christina Solometo. That’s the woman charged with being the Delco Pooper. I sent her a message earlier in the day when I learned her identity but before before court records confirmed it. She called me via FaceTime video from her Facebook account under the name Christina M Shythead. (No. I am not kidding.) But, well, I just missed it. And I’m trying to imagine what I would have seen on that video call. Hmmm. Anyway, moments later, police in Prospect Park booked her.
I reached out to her again later in the evening. She wrote back, “I’m lawyered up.” This suggested that she wasn’t going to say anything else. But then she had another thought: “I was not the angry one.” She’s referring to the other party in the road rage incident on Tuesday, the details of which are laid out by police in the arrest warrant I summarized yesterday.
We then had another back and forth this morning. I wanted to ask her about her OnlyFans account, which Solometo runs under the name Neen, with a handle of @Neens_Toes. You can subscribe for as little as $7.99 per month, should you wish to help her or, ya know, enjoy some kink in your life.
From her OnlyFans description: “Hello Fans! Neen, here and I would love to show you my pretty toes, decorated with your favorite color nail polish. Sometimes decorated in jewelry. Tip toe with me and you’ll see. Cum with my feet and toes on a fabulous journey beyond your wildest dreams.”

Then, she adds, “Will also take ‘special’ requests. Don’t be shy. Just ask!”
So should you wish to help the accused Delco Pooper, you can sign up for her OnlyFans page here. She also has an impressive Amazon wish list, which includes some sexy heels, far more practical clogs, a foot massager, a bounty of toe rings, and… a callus remover.
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“I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead,” police said the alleged assailant told them. “It was a clean poop,” she said later. “I didn’t even have to wipe.”
 
"There is no such thing as a clean poop. Poop, being of an inherently soiled nature, is dirty and cannot possibly be clean. Also, putting pictures of your feet on OnlyFans is freaking gross. Ugh."

-King Solomon, the wise one

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Who are these people who can poop on command? I can't, even when I really, really want to.

I can understand not wanting to actually hit her in the face, but I'm pretty sure that shitting on her car wouldn't be the next best thing I could think of.
 
I'm curious about these people that have zero modesty. I'm not dropping trou in front of ANYONE to take a shit, let alone a stranger on a public roadway. Not any of my parents, not an SO, not my BFF, NO ONE. I can't be the only one, can I? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

ETA: Fixed yet another typo...
 
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I keep telling you people my family has been calling me 'the born nun' since before I can remember, and with my bizarre memory, that's since I was still in diapers! I am, naturally, very prudish. But I know a lot of people that have not an ounce of prudishness in them that wouldn't shit in public! ;)
i am also like you... no way no how could i ever do that.. i don't call myself prudish but my body is my own and i will cover it till i give you permission to uncover it or touch it... and i give the same respect to everyone...
 
i am also like you... no way no how could i ever do that.. i don't call myself prudish but my body is my own and i will cover it till i give you permission to uncover it or touch it... and i give the same respect to everyone...
The funny part about all of it is that I have a mouth on me like a longshoreman having a REALLY bad day, but like you, my body, hands off unless and until I say otherwise! ;)
 
Took me awhile to find the unedited version which is not great, unless you're into yellowish colored diarrhea. That's why she was able to do it so quick. Never saw a yellowish blowout before... She must have some strange Chinese style flu. Anyway, hmu sugar cookie and I’ll send you a screenshot and you can share it with all the Demonites, I'm sure they are dieing to see it.
 
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A woman who went viral for defecating on a car during a road rage incident in Delaware County in April 2025 will take part in a rehabilitative program, according to court documents filed on Thursday, Dec. 18.
It's called ARD in Pennsylvania and stands for Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition, a pre-trial diversion program for first-time, non-violent offenders.

Christina Solometo, 44, was dubbed the "Delco Pooper" after getting caught on video defecating on a car at the intersection of 4th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, on Tuesday, April 29.
As part of the ARD, Solomento will be on 24 months probation, attend anger management and do 64 hours of community service, according to court documents.

Solometo was also ordered to not engage with social media comments regarding the incident and pay $40 every month she is on probation, according to the court documents.
If Solometo completes all of these properly, the charges will be expunged.
 
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