Oral Sex Sends Florida Man Crashing Into FedEx Truck

[Turd Fergusen]

It was a head-on collision — literally.

A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.

The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m., according to reports.

Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.

One prostrate victim can be seen with their pants around their ankles.

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash.

The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries.

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Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck

It was a head-on collision — literally.

nypost.com

 

[Satanica]

Someone sent me that this morning, but what I really what to hear is the conversation with their insurance agent. They probably have no shame though. Fedex definitely didn't have a happy ending either.

 

[BuffettGirl]

For reals? Life is like a box of chocolates...

 

[Totemic]

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash.

AKA she bit his fucking dick when the steering wheel smashed into her head.

 

[r0ckstar666]

 

[thuumpr]

Woman performing oral sex on driver ...

Reminds me of the guy telling how even though he was enjoying 'road head', he thought it better that the gal concentrate on driving.

 

[Hermy]

AKA she bit his fucking dick when the steering wheel smashed into her head.

Teeth marks fade. Stupid is forever.

 

[Metalfan]

Hey someone left a half eaten hotdog!

 

[Symmachus]

Don't you hate it when the tips of whatever your riding shrivels up unexpectedly?