Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
They said they'd do it, and by Dear Leader, they did it.
"By Wednesday afternoon, more than 260 balloons had been detected, and most of them have landed on the ground."
"Photographs released by the South Korean military showed inflated balloons with plastic bags tied to them.
Other images appeared to show trash strewn around collapsed balloons, with the word "excrement" written on a bag in one photograph.
Yonhap news agency said some of the balloons contained animal faeces."
"Balloons have regularly been sent the other way by South Korean activists, often led by North Korean defectors.
North Korea has reacted angrily to those balloons, which usually carry anti-Pyongyang leaflets, mini radios, food and USB memory sticks with K-pop music videos and dramas.
On Sunday, North Korea's vice defence minister denounced balloons sent by South Korean activists, calling them "dirty things" and a "dangerous provocation," and warned that "mounds of waste-paper and filth" would be sent to the South in response."
"South Korea accused North Korea on Wednesday of sending a large number of balloons across their heavily fortified border to drop objects including trash and excrement, calling the act base and dangerous."
