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When a Manheim Township man answered their door late Tuesday evening, he found a random man on their porch asking for food.

According to police, Miles Patrick Riehl, 26, arrived around 9:21 p.m. and told the resident he needed food or he would hurt him. When he refused, police said Riehl pushed open the door and pushed past the man.

The man and a second resident of the home ran outside afraid, and Riehl locked them out of their house, police said. He then began to make frozen spaghetti and clams in the microwave, which came from the home’s freezer.

Officers arrived at the home and found Riehl taking a shower in the bathroom, police said. While they tried to take him into custody, he resisted officers, making them wrestle him to gain control.

Eventually, Riehl was taken into custody and escorted out to a police car to be transported, police said.

Manheim Township Police Chief Tom Rudzinski said the residence was chosen at random.

“But that doesn’t make it any less frightening," Rudzinski said. "As hard as it must have been to flee their residence, they did the right thing by getting out quickly and calling 9-1-1. Their actions led to a quick response and apprehension without anybody being injured.”
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It's exactly the kind of faux-food that a couple of soy-boy home-deserting runaway pansies would have in their freezer. Dipshit wants a real meal, he should break into a home inhabited by a real man.

Or maybe not hahahaha.
If he forces his way into this house, the only thing he'll be eating is copper coated candy. Look, I am all for helping someone out who needs a meal, but when you force your way into my home, then that is a clear threat to me.
 
If he forces his way into this house, the only thing he'll be eating is copper coated candy. Look, I am all for helping someone out who needs a meal, but when you force your way into my home, then that is a clear threat to me.
True story: a guy got a bit too close and aggressive pan-handling me one time— and I'll usually give you money, I'm a soft touch anymore— and *that* part of my brain took over:

shithead: Hey, you got some money?
my brain: *friendly grin* Sure, man! You got change for a three-fifty-seven?
shithead: ...
shithead: Naw man *walks away*

Feel free to steal the line, it works.
 
It's exactly the kind of faux-food that a couple of soy-boy home-deserting runaway pansies would have in their freezer. Dipshit wants a real meal, he should break into a home inhabited by a real man.

Or maybe not hahahaha.
With utmost respect, OMM, not every man wants to kill someone and have to mop blood off the kitchen floor. Even gun owners who wouldn't hesitate to defend their family if there was no other option. But in this case there was.
 
True story: a guy got a bit too close and aggressive pan-handling me one time— and I'll usually give you money, I'm a soft touch anymore— and *that* part of my brain took over:

shithead: Hey, you got some money?
my brain: *friendly grin* Sure, man! You got change for a three-fifty-seven?
shithead: ...
shithead: Naw man *walks away*

Feel free to steal the line, it works.
It is rather appropriate for me because my husband ordered each of us one of the new Kimber K6S 357 magnum revolvers which we will be getting soon! I am so excited!
 
With utmost respect, OMM, not every man wants to kill someone and have to mop blood off the kitchen floor. Even gun owners who wouldn't hesitate to defend their family if there was no other option. But in this case there was.
Yeah, my response was definitely a bit hyperbolic.

That said, this dude could not have run me out of my own house, I don't think. And there's definitely no heat-and-eat clams-and-pasta "entrees" in my freezer.
 
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