Man Accused Of Trying To Pay For Sex With Burger From Chili’s

[Sugar Cookie]

A man was arrested during a prostitution sting in Albuquerque.

According to a criminal complaint, 36-year-old Dominic Calderon rode a bicycle up to an undercover APD officer posing as a prostitute in the area of Central and San Pablo SE. The complaint states after agreeing on terms and a price, Calderon asked for the officer’s phone number because he wasn’t going to have enough money until Friday.

That’s when the undercover officer noticed Calderon was carrying a “To-Go” bag from Chili’s. The officer asked what was in it and Calderon told her it was a hamburger. The officer then told Calderon her fee could be the burger. Calderon agreed and was arrested.

After officers ran Calderon’s information, they found he was a sex offender on probation. Police say Calderon’s status was confirmed by the probation office and his probation was revoked and upgraded to a felony warrant.

Calderon’s arrest is one of 11 different prostitution arrests all made on January 28 along Central Avenue. The hamburger was tagged into evidence.

Man accused of trying to pay prostitute with hamburger caught in police sting

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KRQE) – A man was arrested during a prostitution sting in southeast Albuquerque on Tuesday. According to a criminal complaint, 36-year-old Dominic Calderon rode a bicycle up to a…

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[Sevens My Charm]

Jesus of cracker busted for prostitution with a hamburger.. I bet he wishes he would have been greedy and said no. It is interesting he's willing to pay for a prostitute instead of raping someone!?

 

[Babs]

Well, he's very generous with his meat.

 

[Sejanus]

Dimwitted horndog

 

[knockout]

When it sounds to good to be true

 

[George Spelvin]

A burger-per-fuck exchange ratio is either a metric of a profoundly damaged banana republic economy, or an Olympic gold medal-eligible premature ejaculation. It'd take longer to proposition the ho than to squirt so fast.

 

[JackBurton]

I read this as a guy paid someone in exchange for the opportunity to fuck a hamburger.

 

[George Spelvin]

This story reminds me of that time a broad wanted me to take a bite of her taco.

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[Ramona the brave]

I read this as a guy paid someone in exchange for the opportunity to fuck a hamburger.

Me too...
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Wow, this is just embarrassing. Lecherous AND cheap.

 

[Mtmadigan82]

What kind of burger?

 

[Bobbo]

I read this as a guy paid someone in exchange for the opportunity to fuck a hamburger.

I thought this as well.

Then I thought, a “Chili’s” burger?

Puh-leez!

Now, Portillo’s.

There’s a burger I would fuck.

 

[Old Man Metal]

Best burger in Wilmington is from a little dive bar that I'm not gonna name; I'd fuck that burger. A Chili's burger? Not so much.

Kickback Jack's has a pretty good burger; would probably be a booty-call.