Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Commits crime on a Saturday, caught the same day, convicted on that Tuesday.
May serve 2 years.
"A man has been convicted of stealing nearly 200,000 chocolate eggs, worth around £40,000 ($48,000), in what British police have dubbed an "eggs-travagent theft."
Joby Pool, 32, pleaded guilty in court on Tuesday to criminal damage and theft, West Mercia Police said in a statement.
"The eggs-travagent theft took place on Saturday 11 February with the chocolate collection box thought to be worth around £40,000. Along with the crème eggs a number of other chocolate varieties were also stolen."
OP's concept on how it went down:
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I much prefer the mini-eggs, but I can only eat a few before the sugar-sick kicks in. 
