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Funeral Home Worker Had Intimate Sex Encounter With A Sex Doll In Home Of Deceased Person

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A funeral home worker responsible for transporting dead bodies in a Nebraska county is suspected of having an intimate encounter with a life-sized sex doll he found in the apartment of a deceased person, according to a felony criminal complaint.

Investigators say Ryan Smith, 41, and a colleague were dispatched last week to a home in Omaha to collect the body of an individual who died there.
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A sex doll was inside the residence at the Rock Creek Apartments complex.

Police allege that Smith subsequently called the property manager and claimed that the local sheriff had asked him to collect the sex doll for evidentiary purposes.

Smith’s request was denied by the manager, who later returned to the apartment and heard noises emanating from the unit (which had been locked from the inside with a deadbolt and chain).
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After Smith exited the home with his clothes disheveled, the property manager called cops, who later busted Smith on a felony burglary charge.

With deputies planning to seek DNA samples from the sex doll, additional charges are possible.
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Smith was fired from his job with Mid America First Call.
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Lexxie360 said:
Well at least he didn't get caught banging the corpse. But my question is, how good does the sex doll in question look that this guy felt he had to risk his job over it? It better not be one of those old school blow up dolls, or he needs therapy.
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At first I was thinking this could turn south if it weren't for the doll.
Then I started thinking, maybe he was weaning himself off corpses.
Then I was thinking practicing for...
Well, you get the picture. So many scenarios.

Hmm... Didn't say whether he transported a male or female body. And, didn't mention whether it was a female or male sex doll... Just pointing that out. Not in the least caring or curious.
 
Lexxie360 said:
Well at least he didn't get caught banging the corpse. But my question is, how good does the sex doll in question look that this guy felt he had to risk his job over it? It better not be one of those old school blow up dolls, or he needs therapy.
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If it's one of those Asian dolls, they are realistic down to every little detail.
 
thuumpr said:
Be honest. Wear out? I'm guessing it would tire of you before that happened.
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I suffer from priapism, sexsomnia, and a few other things. I can tell you I'm being honest. I can go all day, and all night. When I say wake me up after and tell me how good I was, I'm not joking, it's a curse not a blessing. I was gifted a ribbed flower toy, the silicone split after a few years, these dolls are made from a similar material so I'd be safe to say it would wear out.
 
Josh P said:
I suffer from priapism, sexsomnia, and a few other things. I can tell you I'm being honest. I can go all day, and all night. When I say wake me up after and tell me how good I was, I'm not joking, it's a curse not a blessing. I was gifted a ribbed flower toy, the silicone split after a few years, these dolls are made from a similar material so I'd be safe to say it would wear out.
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Maybe this guy will share with you.
 
I mean, I'm glad it wasn't the corpse. But who the hell does that sort of thing in conjunction with transporting a corpse? Geez, that's sick. And how was someone else's sex doll somehow so alluring to him that he just couldn't resist? Did he think to himself, some of the corpses I find here are sexy, and now there's a sex doll over here. Banging that thing is better than banging an actual corpse, so... Or better yet, don't do it at all!!!!!

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Symmachus said:
I mean, I'm glad it wasn't the corpse. But who the hell does that sort of thing in conjunction with transporting a corpse? Geez, that's sick. And how was someone else's sex doll somehow so alluring to him that he just couldn't resist? Did he think to himself, some of the corpses I find here are sexy, and now there's a sex doll over here. Banging that thing is better than banging an actual corpse, so... Or better yet, don't do it at all!!!!!

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iu

When our eyes met, I knew that it was fate that brought us together.
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Y’all are so wrong for that
 
Josh P said:
If it's one of those Asian dolls, they are realistic down to every little detail.
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Oh DO go on... ;)
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Josh P said:
I suffer from priapism, sexsomnia, and a few other things. I can tell you I'm being honest. I can go all day, and all night. When I say wake me up after and tell me how good I was, I'm not joking, it's a curse not a blessing. I was gifted a ribbed flower toy, the silicone split after a few years, these dolls are made from a similar material so I'd be safe to say it would wear out.
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Turn that curse into a blessing and find you a woman that can handle that type of extended duration loving. My ex could legit go for hours and hours. And I could go for orgasms numbering in the hundreds <--- yes, there's an 's' on there. It was a nice little romance while it lasted... :shame:
 
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You know he is dorking stiffs...or rather was before he got turfed.

His kryptonite is rounded pink silicon for this slo-mo with a visibly light hint of Downs.
Like this?
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BuffettGirl said:
Oh DO go on... ;)
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Ok, you pick the type of girl you like, the face. Select the height. Boob size. Select if you want hair or not, how much then then you get a choice of what the entrance looks like, which is molded from an actual person. That part is removable for cleaning. These things do have a metal skeleton so it moves and bends like a real person. You get a choice of outfits, if you want to have it dressed when not in use.
 
Josh P said:
Ok, you pick the type of girl you like, the face. Select the height. Boob size. Select if you want hair or not, how much then then you get a choice of what the entrance looks like, which is molded from an actual person. That part is removable for cleaning. These things do have a metal skeleton so it moves and bends like a real person. You get a choice of outfits, if you want to have it dressed when not in use.
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I deserved that! Ow! My stomach hurts from laughing!

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Josh P said:
Ok, you pick the type of girl you like, the face. Select the height. Boob size. Select if you want hair or not, how much then then you get a choice of what the entrance looks like, which is molded from an actual person. That part is removable for cleaning. These things do have a metal skeleton so it moves and bends like a real person. You get a choice of outfits, if you want to have it dressed when not in use.
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I'm waiting for the pastrami sandwich attachment!
 
Josh P said:
Ok, you pick the type of girl you like, the face. Select the height. Boob size. Select if you want hair or not, how much then then you get a choice of what the entrance looks like, which is molded from an actual person. That part is removable for cleaning. These things do have a metal skeleton so it moves and bends like a real person. You get a choice of outfits, if you want to have it dressed when not in use.
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I’ve seen pictures and they are very lifelike. Too bad they don’t have anything quite that fancy for women
 
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