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Adrian Aguilar, 20, with a beard so insipid, "Neckbeard" looks like Cary Grant.


"Investigators say a man shot and killed his girlfriend last week in Tempe because he believed she was cheating on him. On June 15, just after 8 p.m., investigators say witnesses called 911 and reported seeing 20-year-old Adrian Aguilar get out of a car on Broadway Road off Interstate 10 and began shooting inside the vehicle where his 18-year-old girlfriend was sitting. Court documents say Aguilar then walked away, shot himself in the chest, and collapsed. Officers arrived and found the teen girl dead. Aguilar was taken to the hospital."

"During the initial conversation with police, Aguilar began giving authorities conflicting stories. He claimed gang members went up to his car and began shooting at it as he was driving with his girlfriend, police said."


Quick thinking Adrian-dumbbeard, that" shaggy black man" and the "shabby hippy" phantom assailant appearing out of the blue has mixed success. Here's where you went wrong - you should have said transexual gang members. Ach, what am I thinking, police don't have subscriptions to the
Imaginary-Villain-of-the-Month club.



" However, evidence collected at the scene and stories from witnesses didn’t match up with Aguilar’s claims. Police told Aguilar that a witness saw him at the crime scene, and he changed his story.

" He then admitted to shooting the victim, police said.Aguilar said he had been dating the victim for three months, and they worked together. On the day of the shooting, he said the two left work and went to a pool party before leaving. Court documents say Aguilar was driving the victim home when he saw she was receiving text messages from another man asking her to hang out, which upset Aguilar."

Dating 3 months and she's the last woman on earth? That was your last chance? At 20? Well, OK, even though she wasn't the last woman on Earth, I see your perspective, Adrian dumbbeard.

" He said he believed his girlfriend was dating the other man, but she denied it."


Denial?! A sure sign of a lie. :penguin:


"However, Aguilar grew angry and felt the victim “wasted his time,” court paperwork states. Investigators say he demanded her to tell the truth and threatened to shoot her if she didn’t.
The two continued arguing, and Aguilar reportedly said that if she didn’t admit she was in another relationship, “he would have to hurt her.”"

" As the two were driving, Aguilar shot the victim once in the leg because she “would not admit what she had done,” court paperwork states. He then continued driving and shot her a second time in the leg, police said."


Stupid dork Adrian beard.


"The victim began crying and asking Aguilar to stop, but he continued driving. Officers say he kept shooting at her, striking her at least once as they approached the victim’s house in Phoenix, but Aguilar then turned around and drove back to Tempe."

"As they drove, police say a struggle broke out as the victim tried to grab the gun from Aguilar. He crashed into a curb, and the car stopped on Broadway Road."


Good for you young lady. You sussed-up that nothing but physical force could help you live. I'm sorry you didn't.


" Investigators say Aguilar then grabbed the gun, got out of the vehicle and shot directly at the victim multiple times. Court documents say as Aguilar saw three police cars driving up to him, he shot himself in the chest."

"Charged with 1st degree murder" and follicular manslaughter.


Feeble-stupid-dork-Adrian dumbbeard.
From all the beards above, especially" Half-donut" beard man, who invented jello, the vested power of Ted Cruz's beard, and all of us that aren't you, you're a poisonous simpleton and I hope they sentence you to keeping that dumbbeard the whole time you're in prison.




 
The bottom middle fellow? Hiram Ricker. The founder of Poland Springs Water, and
Norwegian Henrik Ibsen (top left) wrote Hedda Gabler and a Dolls House,


"Before the Crimea War, most men were clean shaven, and beards were avoided for reasons like fashion, morality, hygiene, and even just tradition.*

Morality?

I learned a lot about beards today.

 
I know 20 year olds are generally dumb as fuck, but throwing your life away over a perceived failed 3 month relationship?? 12 weeks and THAT'S enough "wasted time" to be that pissed, to go to prison til you die? I'm sure there are plenty of desperate college girls in Tempe he could've focused his attention on, doesn't seem most women in the vicinity of Phoenix have very high standards anyway. At least the neckbeard will serve as a nice leash to help him service his new roommate behind bars.
 
The bottom middle fellow? Hiram Ricker. The founder of Poland Springs Water, and
Norwegian Henrik Ibsen (top left) wrote Hedda Gabler and a Dolls House,


"Before the Crimea War, most men were clean shaven, and beards were avoided for reasons like fashion, morality, hygiene, and even just tradition.*

Morality?

I learned a lot about beards today.

Of course, I like the "Cat Smuggler." ;)
 
Three months?! Wtf? I have yogurt in my fridge twice that! Fucking beard ass weirdo. He’s about to find out how long loooonnng 600 months is.
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The bottom middle fellow? Hiram Ricker. The founder of Poland Springs Water, and
Norwegian Henrik Ibsen (top left) wrote Hedda Gabler and a Dolls House,


"Before the Crimea War, most men were clean shaven, and beards were avoided for reasons like fashion, morality, hygiene, and even just tradition.*

Morality?

I learned a lot about beards today.

Loved those Ibsen plays in high school! I need to re-read with 30 additional years of being an adult under my belt. Omg. They’d never let them in school in certain states these days!
 
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