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Bless His Heart Nebraska Man Tries Opening Bank Account With Fake $1M Bill

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Police in Nebraska are searching for a man who allegedly tried Monday to open an account with a fake $1 million bill.

Staff at the Pinnacle Bank branch in Lincoln said the man strolled in around 9:30 a.m. and presented the bill to a teller, The Lincoln Journal-Star reported.

He claimed the bill was real despite bank employees telling him the opposite. He left with the bogus bill — but without a new account.

The bank reported the encounter to the police.

Investigators are reviewing security footage from the bank to try and identify the man. They want to perform a welfare check and determine if he had been the victim of a crime, the paper reported.
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Man tries opening bank account with fake $1M bill

Police in Nebraska are searching for a man who allegedly tried Monday to open an account with a fake $1 million bill. Staff at the Pinnacle Bank branch in Lincoln said the man strolled in around 9:…
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I just wanted to say how much I love the Southern construction "Bless His/Her/Your Heart." It's such a wonderfully passive-aggressive way of turning the worst insults into expressions of sympathy.

"I tell ya, that girl's got a face that would curdle milk, bless her heart."

"Bless his heart, that boy don't have the brains God gave a turnip."
 
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