Bizarre Mugshot Photos

[cubby]

I have a feeling you may be right! LOL

 

[n0longerinuse]

Amanda Rhyner
4 counts THEFT- MOVABLE PROPERTY (<$500)


That's a helluva meth face.

 

[gatekeeper]

She looks like she's trying to telepathically vamp trance the photo officer. "BE...MY METH MULE...mwahahaha," lol.

 

[Valasca]

On Thursday, August 14, 2014 the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office asked for the public’s assistance to help us locate Edward Blanchard who was wanted for Home Invasion Robbery. He was the wanted suspect who was 6'8" and had a fetus tattoo on his stomach.

nothing wring with this particular mug, i just want to pint out he has A FETUS TATTOOED ON HIS STMACH!
What. The. Hell.

 

[China]

Jimmie Dean Gideon: Disorderly Conduct, public sexual indecency.

 

[Valasca]

Things that make you go BUUUHHHH.

 

[cubby]

Jimmie Dean Gideon: Disorderly Conduct, public sexual indecency.

He looks like a freaky little indecent elf sitting in the very bottom of the great big picture! LOL

 

[oldmaonastick]

Jimmie Dean Gideon: Disorderly Conduct, public sexual indecency.

This mofo looks like he looooves to get drunk.

 

[gatekeeper]

Public sexual indecency. He can't GIVE that shit away.

Want...scissors...!!

 

[sum bitch]

Seriously, WTF?

That is nasty looking!

 

[n0longerinuse]

Jamie Owens - Resisting Arrest

 

[Krystal]

Jamie Owens - Resisting Arrest

You just know that the story to this one started out with the line: Hold my beer...

 

[TokioFreak]

Jason Barnum (not an actual mugshot, but he is in a prison issued jumpsuit)
Crimes: (condensed version) Being born

this one is slightly attractive... Oh jeezus. What's wrong with me.

 

[myra manes]

this one is slightly attractive... Oh jeezus. What's wrong with me.

*slaps TokioFreak*

There, there, you'll be okay ..

 

[cubby]

Jamie Owens - Resisting Arrest

You just know that the story to this one started out with the line: Hold my beer...

Or "Hey, watchisss!!!"

 

[China]

I dunno if the one's here @Morbid I want an image search option!!!!

 

[McDanel]

W T F is that above, Sideshow Bob's black half-brother?

 

[rita]

 

[rita]

 

[rita]

 

[kennasmom]

this one is slightly attractive... Oh jeezus. What's wrong with me

I am with you, I cant help it I want his number!

 

[Valasca]

IS THIS what's termed as "ratchet?"

 

[Forensicwx]

Dude's mustache tried running away from his face!

 

[cubby]

I was thinking that someone (not his friend)gave him a shave while he was passed out, when he woke up he then took his revenge and that's why he takes such a sour faced mug shot! The end! LOL

 

[cubby]

I dunno if the one's here @Morbid I want an image search option!!!!

this has to be a picture of Bozo before his makeup was applied!

 

[trojo]

I dunno if the one's here Morbid I want an image search option!!!!

He looks like the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert.

I can't help but wonder what his major malfunction is.

 

[gatekeeper]

"Homey don't play dat." ~ Damon Wayans, Homey the Clown. Lol.

 

[Forensicwx]

I'm starting to think being a booking officer would be quite entertaining! How would u b serious while walking this guy thru the steps?

 

[cubby]

I am sure they meet some very interesting, and very innocent (LOL) people.

 

[trojo]

I'm starting to think being a booking officer would be quite entertaining! How would u b serious while walking this guy thru the steps?

I'm now envisioning the mugshot-taking officer being all like "work it! That's what I'm talkin' about! Gimme some sugar!"

It would explain the coy, come-hither smiles on a lot of these photos.