Bizarre Mugshot Photos

[Caveman Prom King]

SHEILA HEIDEMAN
OWI - 6th offense, probation violation, ignition/interlock device tampering

Bitch looks like she's posing for a Myspace picture...

That's a very recent tracheotomy on her neck- like less than a week after they took they pipe out! Come on, you're gorgeous! You can do better than jail and trach tubes!

 

[China]

@dstranger99 she wants you.

 

[n0longerinuse]

SALMON-SEITZER, SAMANTHA
Bail Jumping
Contempt of Court
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

Should have been arrested for possession of abnormally thin eyebrows as well

 

[sum bitch]

A 34-year old Cleveland woman was arrested Saturday after cops say she refused to check out of her hotel room.









Police were called to the Quality Inn, 28600 Euclid, because management needed help getting a couple of guests to leave.

Responding officers found that Brian Baker, 24, and Angela Green had rented room 253 the night before and were to have checked out by 11:00 a.m. and now would not leave.

How u doin????

 

[Krystal]

That one needs to go into the Duck Face Hall of Fame.

 

[dstranger99]

@dstranger99 she wants you.

She even made the news earlier with those lips ! I'd go for a good old fashioned Lewinsky Hummer, sauce on the face ! But no Taco for me........

 

[n0longerinuse]

SPAULDING, JOSEPH A
Possession of Controlled Substance


Something about this one bugs me... I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the hair?!? @China @Krystal what do y'all think?

WAIT. I GOT IT. It looks like he shaved a damn headband or the head of a penis into his head...

 

[myra manes]

 

[cubby]

SALMON-SEITZER, SAMANTHA
Bail Jumping
Contempt of Court
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

Should have been arrested for possession of abnormally thin eyebrows as well

Are we sure she's not one of the alien villians from Star Trek or Babylon 5?

 

[Valasca]

Melvin Keefer was arrested in Florida for driving with a suspended license. He's surprised.

 

[KJkaris]

@doyoulovemepfg here ya go

 

[Taxidermi]

Check out this guy's neck tattoo.

ERUMSELE, TRISTAN
Possession of cocaine
Maintain drug trafficking place
Possession of marijuana w/intent to deliver

I thought that was a woman o.o

 

[Totemic]

I thought that was a woman o.o

The lip liner doesn't help. And I bet he dresses up real pretty in a lacy maid outfit

 

[cubby]

SPAULDING, JOSEPH A
Possession of Controlled Substance


Something about this one bugs me... I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the hair?!? @China @Krystal what do y'all think?

WAIT. I GOT IT. It looks like he shaved a damn headband or the head of a penis into his head...

to tell ya the truth, this guys is probably the creepiest mugshot on this thread, just slimy car salesman creepy.

 

[eracsurfer]

Name: Habib Rene Soumare

Charged with: POSS RCRD DEV SHW TRU NAME

Anyone have a clue what that means?

 

[Valasca]

My gods. Did this poor baby suffer fetal alcohol syndrome?

 

[eracsurfer]

Piper Bailey 8/13

Piper Bailey 11/13

Piper Bailey 1/14 & 2/14
(I've heard of airbrushing, but DAMN!)

 

[Valasca]

She finally gave up using meth but still cooked? Damn.

 

[eracsurfer]

Jason Barnum (not an actual mugshot, but he is in a prison issued jumpsuit)
Crimes: (condensed version) Being born

 

[eracsurfer]

She finally gave up using meth but still cooked? Damn

It's amazing how fast her skin cleared up between August and November.

 

[China]

It's amazing how fast her skin cleared up between August and November.

You can tell she was off the meth, her face was a bit fuller too.

 

[cubby]

Name: Habib Rene Soumare

Charged with: POSS RCRD DEV SHW TRU NAME

Anyone have a clue what that means?

Poor guy! I wonder what is wrong with him, and NO I don't have a clue what all that means!

 

[Valasca]

Possession of stolen goods and giving a false name I THINK.

 

[Blacknight]

You just gotta imagine he actually had the tat done, looked in the mirror and said "Perfect, just perfect!" I think he was going for the Sperminator look.

 

[everjaded]

Name: Habib Rene Soumare

Charged with: POSS RCRD DEV SHW TRU NAME

Anyone have a clue what that means?

Hmm... maybe it means possession of a recording device... umm...something something... *trails off*

 

[myra manes]

You just gotta imagine he actually had the tat done, looked in the mirror and said "Perfect, just perfect!" I think he was going for the Sperminator look.

Maybe he was going for this look:

 

[China]

Maybe he was going for this look:

FAIL

 

[KJkaris]

Possession of recorded device show true name

http://www.atnonline.net/crime/x1568238675/Sheriffs-Report-June-27 its about halfway down the page of this Sheriff's report.

http://law.justia.com/codes/north-carolina/2005/chapter_14/gs_14-435.html I *think* it falls under North Carolina law code 14-435 which are misdemeanors and might be similar to fraud or false advertising/disclosure.

 

[Valasca]

FAIL

Idk. He's an actor now because of this look. Recently in 47 Ronin.

 

[anndroyd10]

Suspect Information
NamePearl M. Jones
Date of Birth/Age3/23/1928


85 Years of Age

Race/SexWhite/Female
Address1138 Fairview Avenue


Kingsport, TN

On July 30, 2013 at approximately 7:30 PM, Kingsport Police Department’s Vice Detectives, with strategic support from the K.P.D. S.W.A.T. Team, executed a search warrant at 1138 Fairview Avenue in Kingsport. The warrant authorized the search of the dwelling as well as the person of Pearl Jones, who resides there.

Pearl Jones was arrested and charged with the following:

1) Possession of Schedule IV Drugs for Resale within 1000 Feet of a School

2) Maintaining a Dwelling where Narcotics are Sold, Stored, or Used


http://kingsportpdblog.com/2013/07/


I found this one to be bizarre. You usually never see anyone this age in trouble for possession/ selling drugs, at least where I live you don't.