After 24hrs the 23 Inch dildo was dragged out because it was too Big & too smooth to be removed by hand

[Sugar Cookie]

Baffled doctors were forced to invent a lasso-like tool to remove a 23-inch (60cm) dildo firmly lodged inside a man.

The concerned 31-year-old, from Italy, went to hospital after he couldn't remove the massive sex toy, which had been stuck for 24 hours.

Medics in Milan were unable to get the rubber dildo out using standard methods, complaining it was too big and smooth.

After scratching their heads, the team crafted a new tool that worked like a lasso to catch the end of the dildo and drag it out, which proved successful.

The patient visited the emergency unit of the ASST Great Metropolitan Hospital in Niguarda, a district of Milan.

He told medics he had placed the dildo into his rectum the day before, and said it was 'not removable by hand'.

Upon questioning, he admitted he was suffering mild abdominal pain - but had no other worrying symptoms.

An X-ray revealed a 23 inch (60cm) object in his colon, according to the bizarre tale published in BMJ Case Reports.

The patient was allowed home on the same day of the procedure. He reported no lasting symptoms a month later.

He wrote a thank you note for the consultants for solving his 'embarrassing problem' without having to resort to surgery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...new-lasso-like-tool-remove-23-inch-dildo.html

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Never mind.

 

[JackBurton]

I can accept that some people can find pleasure in anal/rectal stimulation. But i can not understand or accept how it could be pleasurable to force something deep into ones colon and even into the intestines. What is pleasurable about intestinal stimulation? There's nothing erogenous within your guts.

 

[lithiumgirl]

There is something lazy about a 23 inch dildo to me ... like why not just go for the 24", two footer ?

 

[Ripley]

There is something lazy about a 23 inch dildo to me ... like why not just go for the 24", two footer ?

It’s Italy, so 60cm is a nice round number.

 

[Anubis]

Somebody needs a Wii wrist strap on their dildo. :whistle: :hattip:

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Eggs, light bulbs, jars, 23" smooth dildos...........is the medical community keeping tabs on all this? If so, who is the "winner" if you know what I mean?

 

[notchback]

Anything over 18" and you're just being a show off.

 

[notchback]

There is no end to the stuff that people stick up their butts.
https://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/11-o...n-objects-found-up-peoples-backsides-6175049/
https://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx
https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xd4pnk/bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-deaths-back-door

And a nice write-up by the NIH.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3357565/

 

[Satanica]

what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

bollocks-to-the-hippocratic-oath-deaths-back-door :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[Turd Fergusen]

I better check those out when I'm not at work!

I have two friends that are Radiologist's and I know they told me there was a section of class in med school that basically dealt with this kind of a thing....because it is a thing.

 

[Sejanus]

I believe, according to a cousin that is an ER nurse, that there are books written on the subject. Some of the things she told my sister and me had us in stitches on the subject. Coke bottles, track lighting, once live rodents... All made funnier by the fact that we were teens at the time and she was hugely pregnant with twins. :hilarious:

A great book I got for me and one for my Dr 2 years ago on this.
Stuck Up.
X-rays and stories.
She still laughs about it!

I say they shoulda gone in with a power drill with an auger on the end. It would have gotten it right out.

 

[elmgems]

WTAF

 

[Turd Fergusen]

Part of me wonders is all of these guys really have stuff "stuck" or some just partly get off on having a team of ER guys play around with their ass hole.

I have a friend who is a cardiologist and he said when he was doing his rotations the ER staff warned him of one particular homeless guy that was notorious for coming in and saying his "butt was bleeding", which meant per policy they had to do a rectal exam, which he always thoroughly enjoyed.