50-Mile-Wide Swarm Of Flying And Fucking Ants

[Sugar Cookie]

From the year that brought us murder hornets, famine-inducing locusts and the global coronavirus pandemic, comes the latest airborne scourge: a 50-mile-wide swarm of flying, and mating, ants.

The horny swarm currently copulating over England is so vast, it showed up on radar to the bafflement of meteorologists, the Telegraph reported Friday.

Weather watchers initially believed the weird “droplets” on their radar screens were rain clouds.

But that made no sense given the dry and otherwise cloudless weather being enjoyed below in London, Kent and Sussex, the report said.

Britain’s Met office later cleared the mystery up in a tweet.

“It’s not raining in London, Kent or Sussex, but our radar says otherwise,” they wrote. “The radar is actually picking up a swarm of #flyingants across the southeast Ant . . . During the summer ants can take to the skies in a mass emergence usually on warm, humid and windless days.”

Hundreds of residents were complaining about the airborne hoards of ants, which grow wings and enjoy a vast, mid-air orgy in mid-July each year.

2020’s latest scourge: 50-mile-wide swarm of flying ants

The horny swarm currently copulating over England is so vast, it showed up on radar to the bafflement of meteorologists, the Telegraph reported Friday.

nypost.com

 

[Blizzard]

gah

fucking ants

(literally?)

 

[Sejanus]

Deploy the cyberaardvarks with jetpacks and ready the flamethrowers

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Im glad this isnt in my area.

Sorry to London, Kent and Sussex.

 

[Old Man Metal]

"And verily," saith THE LORD, "I shall madden the people, until men kill each other, and I shall send among you hornets that murderth, and eastern plagues borne by rodents, and the very dead shall rise, and eat the faces of the living, and the very air shall teem with ants, the flying and fucking of which shall be as like a hurricane, for thou art an iniquitious, sinful people, and must needs be rebuked."

 

[Brillig]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.