2 years to get housed. WTF?

[Cider]

In Edinburgh, the oversaturation of all these housing schemes and migrants coming in like rats, has made it practically impossible to secure accommodation.

My flat from before was blootered with mice feces. The concierges didn't care. There was even two murders on the first floor, which happened 4 years back.

Now I am being told I may have to stay in a hostel or a hotel room. I am expected to place bids like three times a week. Yet there's certain properties one cannot go for.

My God. Edinburgh sucks balls...

 

[Metalfan]

Acquiring a hefty woman helps just move in with her. She keeps you warm when it's cold and knows all of the new snacks even the bootleg snacks(forgot which movie,but I totally ripped that off)so your tummy should be full. Or just shack up with Abdul ,he can show you how to jack the system perfectly. One more option would be to move to the US and head to Minnesota claim asylum and start a daycare.