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‘You Stupid Bitch!’: Grown Man Punched 16YO Girl Who Accidentally Cut Him Off in Traffic

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A grown man allegedly punched a teenage girl who accidentally cut him off in traffic, according to police in Tampa, Florida. Stephen Irvin Saunders, 47, faces a count of burglary of a conveyance with assault or battery, online records show.

According to an affidavit, a 16-year-old girl accidentally cut off his Porsche 911 while in traffic on Florida Avenue North on Thursday at about 10:31 p.m. Saunders allegedly did not let the incident slide. Enraged, he followed her to the intersection of Florida Avenue North and Henderson Avenue East, officers wrote.

“At the intersection the suspect cut in front of the victim’s vehicle and stopped in front of her at the red light,” police said. “While stopped for the red light the suspect exited his vehicle and approached the victim’s vehicle and yelled at her, ‘What the fuck are you doing? You stupid bitch! You cut me off!'”

Officers said the girl clearly heard him because her window was rolled down.

“The suspect then reached into the victim’s open driver’s side window and punched her in the face with a closed fist,” officers said. “The victim suffered redness, soreness and bruising to the left side of her jaw. The victim is 16 years of age and has a very youthful appearance.”

According to the police, the girl was able to get a good look at the Porsche because it was a very distinct white and black convertible “with ‘911’ boldly printed on the driver’s side door.” Cops said they were able to track down Saunders, and the girl identified him when presented with a photo pack that included his image. His driver’s license photo helped aid the police in nabbing him, according to court records.
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'You Stupid B*tch!': Grown Man Allegedly Punched 16-Year-Old Girl Who Accidentally Cut Him Off in Traffic

A grown man allegedly punched a teenage girl who accidentally cut him off in traffic, according to police in Tampa, Florida. Stephen Irvin Saunders, 47, faces a count of burglary of a conveyance with assault or battery, online records show.
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FFS, tell your young drivers in the family to keep their doors locked and their windows rolled up no matter how much you want everyone to hear your cool tunes and awesome bass. Meanwhile, Saunders needs to be taken down a few notches until his priorities are back in line.
 
burglary of a conveyance with assault or battery
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Why didnt they give him regular assault charge? I wasnt familiar with this charge and looked it up. They are going to have a real hard time proving this charge. The charge is normally used for when someone breaks into your house etc and then beats you. It's going to be hard to convince people that reaching through an open window to punch someone is burglary.
 
Sudonim said:
Why didnt they give him regular assault charge? I wasnt familiar with this charge and looked it up. They are going to have a real hard time proving this charge. The charge is normally used for when someone breaks into your house etc and then beats you. It's going to be hard to convince people that reaching through an open window to punch someone is burglary.
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Add felony child abuse and send him to prison.

Give him time to realize who the real stupid bitch is...
 
That mugshot looks like a mean SOB who would batter a 16 year old girl for driving like she's 16. I hope he's sued and loses everything. I hope the judge awards his victim his 911 penis extension.

I hope this villain spends Christmas in the pokey and accidentally cuts off the biggest, meanest abuser in the cell on the way to the publicly shared jail toilet. Then karma for this douche nozzle.

Bah humbug, Porsche man! This violent attack defines you forever, and the internet doesn't forget!
 
I agree with all the comments about the perv, however I disagree with the article saying “ accidentally cut him off in traffic “ the only way to “ accidentally” cut someone off is to be oblivious of your surroundings and other cars or be aggressive and not care about other cars/ drivers
 
Metalfan12396 said:
Sports cars,helping men with small dicks since 1914!
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So... if I fantasize about having a sports car (...Holy Sweet Jesus, I would murder an entire herd of leprechauns for a freakin' Bugatti!...)... does that mean I fantasize about having a small dick? Ya know... instead of this MASSIVE BEAST that I've been cursed with?!? Bwahahahaha!!! (...okay... soooo... I'm 1/2 Asian and I don't get to make that kind of joke very often, so just let me have this one, alright?..)

I'm about as far from a "car guy" as you can get (...though, even I've known since childhood that men owning a Porsche 911 just screams midlife crisis & desperate overcompensation...)... but there is just somethin' about a Bugatti that leaves me in a puddle... and I'm not just talkin' piss and drool here kids (...and no, I'm not cleaning that up... 'cause... ewww...). In a way, a Bugatti reminds me of a lot of my past relationships: they look gorgeous from the outside and they can go from zero to a fireball of carnage in under 3 seconds... What's not to love?
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Totemic said:
She should have rammed his precious after he hit her.
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Yeah... and then blamed the "accident" on the head trauma she received from him punching her (..ya know... for insurance purposes or whatever..).
 
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Twisted_Dreams said:
So... if I fantasize about having a sports car (...Holy Sweet Jesus, I would murder an entire herd of leprechauns for a freakin' Bugatti!...)... does that mean I fantasize about having a small dick? Ya know... instead of this MASSIVE BEAST that I've been cursed with?!? Bwahahahaha!!! (...okay... soooo... I'm 1/2 Asian and I don't get to make that kind of joke very often, so just let me have this one, alright?..)

I'm about as far from a "car guy" as you can get (...though, even I've known since childhood that men owning a Porsche 911 just screams midlife crisis & desperate overcompensation...)... but there is just somethin' about a Bugatti that leaves me in a puddle... and I'm not just talkin' piss and drool here kids (...and no, I'm not cleaning that up... 'cause... ewww...). In a way, a Bugatti reminds me of a lot of my past relationships: they look gorgeous from the outside and they can go from zero to a fireball of carnage in under 3 seconds... What's not to love?
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Yeah... and then blamed the "accident" on the head trauma she received from him punching her (..ya know... for insurance purposes or whatever..).
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@Twisted_Dreams I know all about the fireball thing ,totally feel for ya! But yeah who wouldn't want a Bugatti, its sex on wheels!
 
BuffettGirl said:
And today! I just made Hamburger Helper last week. Not even for a niece or nephew, just because I was in the mood. :woot:
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My mother cooked every day. Big meals. I ate hamburger helper at a friend’s house and I was hooked!

“Mom! Hamburger helper is delicious! Can we have that for dinner sometimes?”

To which she replied, “Hamburger helper isn’t cooking!”

“Great! You deserve a break.”

It was a rare treat around my house. I still love cheeseburger macaroni hamburger helper.
 
Donut Whisperer said:
It was a rare treat around my house. I still love cheeseburger macaroni hamburger helper.
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OK, this is going to make my Mom look sketchy AF, but this is my favorite "cooking" memory from high school: She was very involved with a man that was married, but legally separated (she's not a skank!). One of his chief complaints about the wife was that she was a slob that couldn't keep a house clean or cook a decent meal. So Mom would cook stuff right before he was due to show up, just so the house smelled good when he got there. She's always been an impeccable housekeeper (because four little minions, but I digress), but the cooking smells were her goal. I can't tell you how many times she would brown stew meat and throw the stew stuff in the crockpot just for effect. Did the stew ever get finished? Only if I finished it! To this day cooking a frozen pizza is just slightly beyond her. :shame:
 
Donut Whisperer said:
Vintage VW bus is sex on wheels! Now I’m going to look and see what a Buggati is.
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I mean, a creepy white child molester van is also technically “sex on wheels”...
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Gawker said:
Chubby aging rich guys with designer cars are THE worst kinds of coke heads.
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Chubby aging rich guys with designer cars are THE worst kinds of coke heads.
oh edit to add balding rapidly.
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Oh oh oh wait I’ve seen this one! The chubby cokehead rapidly balding aging “rich” guy! He’s often the bad guy in the Forensic Files episodes I watch!

The kicker is that while He indeed always is a chubby rapidly balding aging coke head, he is always never ACTUALLY rich...and that’s how he ends up on Forensic Files, because he offed his wife for the insurance money after he secretly wiped out their savings and credit on “exotic dancers”...
...right?

Like, you guys have seen this before too, right?

*turning my attention back to Oxygen’s Buried in the Backyard*
 
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Gawker said:
Chubby aging rich guys with designer cars are THE worst kinds of coke heads.
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Chubby aging rich guys with designer cars are THE worst kinds of coke heads.
oh edit to add balding rapidly.
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Old and fit, not a coke head and have a full head of hair. I’ll put my bod up against anyone out there. Some people happen to like hot cars and boats and can afford to enjoy life.
 
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