Apparently Jell-O Shots Are All The Rage In Elementary Classrooms

[Sugar Cookie]

A Pennsylvania kindergartner brought spiked Jell-O shots to school and shared them with the class – less than a month after a mom was arrested for bringing the booze-filled treats to her daughter’s 5th grade class.

At least three kindergartners consumed the contraband confections, the Greater Johnstown School District of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, said in a statement.

“The affected students were quickly taken to the nurse’s office for evaluation,” officials said, adding that emergency medical services were called “out of an abundance of caution.”

Officials did not say how the tot came into possession of the small cups of alcohol-infused Jell-O but said they are investigating the situation.

Last month, Teresa Bernal a Texas mom was arrested for sending spiked Jell-O shots to her fifth grade daughter’s class Christmas party in December.

At least fifteen kids ate the shots, some of whom staggered, vomited, or passed out.

Parent gives kindergarteners alcoholic Jell-O shots — the second such case in one month

A Pennsylvania kindergartner brought spiked Jell-O shots to school and shared them with the class.

nypost.com

 

[Symmachus]

"Spiked Jello is my favorite type o' Jello, see! I love it when them women put that Jello in their mouth and pass out on the floor all loosy-goosy, see! That way when all the pretty ladies wake up after the spiked Jello is done making them razzly-dazzly, I tell them that they aren't setting a good example for the KEEYIDS by sagging their pants all the way to their ankles. Which I definitely didn't do to any of them, see!"

Spoiler: Why hasn't this hypocrite scumbag dropped dead yet?