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WTF News: NYC Declares War On ‘Rim Jobs’ In Graphic Health Department Memo

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NYC’s Department of Health is bending over backwards to warn the public about a whole new threat — “rim jobs.”

The city’s health agency issued graphic guidelines for safe sex practices during the coronavirus pandemic Saturday, and while many were quick to take jabs at the agency for labeling masturbation safer than sex with a partner, most missed the backdoor rim shot.

Yes, the city specifically called out rimming — or using the tongue on the anal rim of another person for sexual pleasure — as particularly dangerous in a jaw-dropping section of the public safety alert.

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

The Department of Health reiterated advice to observe social distancing to prevent the spread of coronavirus on Saturday, days before the Big Apple became the epicenter of the virus with more than 13,000 cases and as many as 125 deaths from COVID-19.

The agency urged city dwellers to remain 6 feet apart from one another, but the document also offered “some tips for how to enjoy sex and to avoid spreading COVID-19.”

“You are your safest sex partner,” the document read. “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after.”

The agency, however, didn’t knock bumping uglies with a virus-free partner or live-in mate.

“The next safest partner is someone you live with,” the document continued. “Having close contact — including sex — with a small circle of people helps prevent spreading COVID-19.”

“If you usually meet your sex partners online or make a living by having sex, consider taking a break from in-person dates,” the document added. “Video dates, sexting or chat rooms may be options for you.”
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NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo

NYC's Department of Health is poo-pooing rim jobs.
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JackBurton said:
It's very much possible to clean the area.

Doesn't apply to sick fucks who rely on toilet paper as their primary/only sanitary option, of course, but it is quite doable to do in a healthy manner.
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Thing is, it's a waste zone. The bad stuff leaving your body exits there, like coughed up phlegm that has been swallowed, or the phlegm from clearing your throat. Phlegm carries COVID-19 if you're infected. Making butthole licking a giant nope in a worldwide pandemic...
 
BuffettGirl said:
Thing is, it's a waste zone. The bad stuff leaving your body exits there, like coughed up phlegm that has been swallowed, or the phlegm from clearing your throat. Phlegm carries COVID-19 if you're infected. Making butthole licking a giant nope in a worldwide pandemic...
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Your face does the same, as does the junk right next to the anus. People put their hands, fingers, and other things all up and all over all of it.
 
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