Women Dressed As Nurses Stole Packages Off WA Porches

[Turd Fergusen]

KENNEWICK, Wash. (CNN) - Police are looking for two women dressed as nurses but believed to not be actual nurses who have reportedly stolen packages from Washington residents, including one from a real nurse and law enforcement officer.

The Kennewick Police Department shared photos of two porch piracy suspects Saturday on Facebook in hopes someone can identify the women. The two were seen on surveillance video wearing scrubs and what appears to be a lanyard with an identification badge. One was wearing gloves.

Police say they don’t believe the women actually work as nurses, despite their clothing.

“The nurses we are fortunate to know only give their time, lives, and take the vitals of their patients (not their property),” wrote the department on Facebook.

One of the packages was taken Wednesday from the home of Michelle Santiago, a nurse, and her husband, a law enforcement officer, CNN reports. Inside the package was a customized organizer for Santiago’s husband’s police equipment.

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[Doctor Slaughter]

Clever I must say. I do respect ingenuity. Now hopefully they'll be caught by smarter cops and put in new jail outfits.

 

[Metalfan]

Essential thieves.
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Essential thieves.

If I was that desperate I'd at least go to a hospital and score some drugs at least

 

[Sejanus]

I so hate porch thieves.
Set up some boody trap boxes that are full of manure or permanent dye that explode when opened.

 

[Alf]

I read of a guy that scrounged some small motors and other odds and ends, and set out some glitter bombs on his porch. They were triggered when opened, and the little motors slung the stuff everywhere.

--Al

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

Police say they don’t believe the women actually work as nurses, despite their clothing.

“The nurses we are fortunate to know only give their time, lives, and take the vitals of their patients (not their property),” wrote the department on Facebook.

The police department hasn't read about the bad nurses featured on the Demon.
Never eliminate suspects based on sentiment.
On the other hand, it would be clever to make that statement and still suspect everyone. It would lull the thief into a sense of false security whether it's a real nurse or impostor.

 

[Symmachus]

In the mail world, I would say that these thieves are the Harold Shipmans of stealing shipments.

 

[Brillig]

I so hate porch thieves.
Set up some boody trap boxes that are full of manure or permanent dye that explode when opened.

Or a box full of hornets or wasps.

 

[Sejanus]

Or a box full of hornets or wasps.

Murder Hornets!

 

[JackBurton]

How do they know theyre not actually nurses? There are a MASSIVE amount of scumbag, vile filth in the nursing field, it's quite startling

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Hopefully people in the area are on notice and the next time these two cows attempt to steal from someone they win a baseball bat to the face.