Woman Naked From Waist Down Claimed Snakes Ate Her Pants

[Turd Fergusen]

A woman found naked from the waist down told Pennsylvania police that snakes had eaten her pants, according to a court filing.

Responding last Thursday afternoon to multiple 911 calls about a half-dressed woman walking in the middle of a road about 25 miles from Philadelphia, cops found Gloria Harpel, 35, “naked from the waist down and she was rambling.”

Harpel, who police suspected of narcotics use, initially said that she had put her pants in a storm drain before contending that “snakes had eaten them.”

Pictured at right, Harpel--who was reportedly “sweating profusely” and “making nonsensical outbursts”--was arrested for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, and public drunkenness. She was booked into the Montgomery County jail on the misdemeanor counts.

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Cops: Woman Naked From Waist Down Claimed Snakes Ate Her Pants

A woman found naked from the waist down told Pennsylvania police that snakes had eaten her pants, according to a court filing. Responding last Thursday afternoon to multiple 911 calls about a half-dr

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[cubby]

aaaaalrighty then.

 

[Hermy]

When she was a toddler and got fidgety she was told she had ants in her pants. Now, she's upgraded to snakes.

Blame her upbringing!!

 

[Brillig]

So, I understand the urge. I like it breezy too. BUT when I indulge in "no pants o'clock" I'm in the privacy of my own home. Timing. It's all about timing.

I will absolutely give her credit for "snakes ate my pants" though. Best. Excuse. Ever.

 

[Donut Whisperer]

So, I understand the urge. I like it breezy too. BUT when I indulge in "no pants o'clock" I'm in the privacy of my own home. Timing. It's all about timing.

I will absolutely give her credit for "snakes ate my pants" though. Best. Excuse. Ever.

When my oldest was in school we had a very, very bad puppy. Her name was Mieshi. Daughter left her homework on the coffee table and, of course, that little bitch ate it.

“Mom! Mieshi ate my homework!”

“Great. Tell your teacher we were too busy to get it done last night. We’ll do it again tonight. We are not telling your teacher the dog ate your homework!”

Worst excuse ever, but…

She gathered up the slobbery scraps and instead of throwing them away, took them to school and informed her teacher the dog had eaten her homework and presented evidence to prove her

 

[Sejanus]

Not bad looking.
I would throw a python at her.

 

[Turd Fergusen]

FYI, I know there were probably no real "animal attacks" going on here but still thought this was the best place to post this article.

 

[roadsidehorror]

Just one snek baby. Dis snek…..

 

[BuffettGirl]

Is it the angle of the photo, or does she sport a serious pair of man hands???

 

[roadsidehorror]

@BuffettGirl

You are right. With those mits? She can totally take her pants of herself!

 

[CRWX]

Snake handling hands for sure.

 

[cubby]

Not bad looking.
I would throw a python at her.

She totally looks as if her va-gay-gay has teeth, or at the very least something that ajax couldn't wash off.

 

[thuumpr]

Is it the angle of the photo, or does she sport a serious pair of man hands???

I was trying to figure out if she had a wedding ring on (was curious what idiot would marry her. Hmm, I wonder if it was his snake?)

 

[Symmachus]

Today, the Dreamin' Demon has featured (at least) two articles about women not wearing pants, which is way higher than usual.

 

[Nell]

Hell, that’s not even illegal here.

 

[thuumpr]

Today, the Dreamin' Demon has featured (at least) two articles about women not wearing pants, which is way higher than usual.

And I didn't see the lack of pants a problem.

In fact, I like my womens pantless.

(Not really. it's distracting. Ah, what the heck... I've got time.)