Oscar the Grouch, beloved character on long-term kids' show Sesame Street, continues his troubling downward spiral, as he was caught on camera yelling animalistically at a gardener minding his own business.
According to sources and witnesses, what happened before the tragic scene was that a middle-aged white woman started convulsing in the middle of a street. Apparently, her arms and legs distorted at unusual angles, and she afterward stood up and ran to any trash can she could find, gluttonously slamming half-eaten previously trashed food scraps she could dig from the trash bins. She then took out her anger at a man named Sancho Love, who was on the scene doing gardening work.
"I was just doing some front yard trimming, and all of a sudden, this woman was just, like, yelling at me and threatening to sue. I really don't know why, I guess my leaf blower was, uh, loud? I mean, it wasn't any louder than usual or nothing, but she had a problem with that, which, I can't control how she feels, so okay then."
The exchange between Sancho and the Oscar-possessed Karen went as follows:
When told that it was not really the woman talking to her, but instead Oscar the Grouch possessing her body, Love responded, "Hey, I don't know anything about that, but thanks for telling me. Also, Sancho Love is definitely my real name, and not some cocky name I came up with on the spot. I introduce myself to everyone with that name, and nobody has questioned it until this Oscar-Karen-lady-something did. That woman should win an award for her acting. A, what's it called again? One of those gold statue thingies. Starts with an O, I think, but it's not dawning on me. Anyway, if anyone wants their yard or bushes trimmed, or their gardens maintained, hit me up. It's my job and stuff, and I'll do the best I can and... yeah."
Dreamin' Demon Media has reached out to multiple Sesame Street characters. As of publishing, Elmo has responded to the allegations against Oscar. "I really hope that Oscar the Grouch gets all his affairs in order," declared Elmo. "He's been a crabby fella the entire time I've known him, but I had no idea that he was capable of demon possession. That's wild! I used to think he was a regular trash-dwelling grumpy puppet, but an actual demon? You think you know people, but, wow man."
Elmo continued, "Look, I get it. I've been there too. At the lowest point of my life, I was in Times Square and San Francisco yelling about Hindus and how I thought Henry Ford was right about the Jews. But then, as I got older and more mature, I realized that the Jews and the Hindus are not the source of my problems in life, and that my life has more meaning than simply ranting aimlessly about conspiracy theories involving such peoples. The Jews are not pulling the strings behind the scenes of everything. Although, since I'm a puppet, someone is. And there's nothing at all wrong with that. I used to mightily struggle with it, but now I'm at peace with this fact about my consciousness."
Big Bird has also released a statement in support of his friend Oscar. "This statement is brought to you by the letters P and H. Which, together, stand for 'Professional Help'. And I really hope that my dear friend Oscar seeks that for himself. I just want my good, grouchy friend Oscar back, instead of the white woman Karen Oscar who craves lawsuits. I just cried the whole night when I saw this footage of him, and I know he is better than this."
And it appears that Oscar has sought this. His voice actor, Eric Jacobson, has stated, "My puppet Oscar will be getting the support he needs down in Florida. He will be in group therapy to confront his demons and demon possessing tendencies, alongside his fellow troubled soul Ja Morant." Morant, starting point guard for the Memphis Grizzlies, despite common misconceptions to the contrary, has never appeared on a Sesame Street episode, even though he would look indistinguishable if posed alongside the rest of the Sesame Street cast.
Even Muppets characters have commented on the ongoing controversy. "The problem with Oscar the Grouch is that he just hasn't cleaned his room," opined Kermit the Frog. "He is just one of many angry young men who are placed in a society that rejects them repeatedly. And he's internalized this. He has nowhere to turn to, and he gets setback after setback from so many disapproving parties. He has no self-awareness and no roadmap of self-improvement. He lives in trash and has a generally angry disposition, so of course the world will reject him! In other words, he relentlessly criticizes the world without having set his house in order. And now, with him acting, rather ironically, as the puppet-master of a genuine human article and using this woman to harass a gardener, he has become drunk on power and has descended into one of the darkest places he can go; a journey into the underworld, if you will. He is the living embodiment of one of the oldest tragedies of the human story: a tragedy in which all human cultures, in one way or another, have constructed elaborate and extensive mythologies around. Just as Carl Jung had written about, Oscar has surrendered completely to his Shadowself, and now his judgement is severely compromised, and he is hurting everyone around him. There are so many young men like this coming from such an oversexed, capitalistic, postmodern society. And even though he lives on the streets, and sees many cats pass by, he has so little personal charity that he does not pet even one." Kermit the Frog, a puppet who has never been employed as a professor in Canada and has also never heard of the Daily Wire and definitely does not have a similar voice to any famous contrarian intellectuals who fit such a description, then lectured for four hours about how classic stories such as Paradise Lost and Dante's Inferno relate to modern neurological patterns and traits that emerge from mass intercontinental migratory behavior, and how demographic shifts in populations affect economic exchange and lay groundwork for innovation spawned initially by local grassroots efforts.
When prompted for an opinion, Cookie Monster chimed in with the response of, "Did someone say 'cookie'? COOKIES!!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!" The DD reporter interviewing Cookie Monster is expected to fully recover from her hand injuries, but her three fingers were unsalvageable from Cookie Monster's digestive system.
As of the time of publishing, DD Media has not received a response from the Karen who harassed Sancho Love while allegedly possessed by Oscar. This article will be updated if a response is received.
(The following video also has bonus Karen material.)
Viral: Masked 'Karen' Literally Hides Under Trashcan After Caught Yelling at Landscaper
"This is a must watch for [all] you Karen Lovers out there lmao. Only [in] California," one social media user wrote.
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