The top ten most-read stories on the Front Page that were posted between last Sunday and yesterday are:
#1: Texas Father Doesn’t Want His Seven-Year-Old Son To Be Transitioned To A Girl. A Jury Decided Against Him
by @Turd Fergusen
dreamindemon.com
#2: A Pedophile Brought His Toddler Daughter Along To A Rape Meeting With A 15-Year-Old Girl
by @GreenEyedDevil
dreamindemon.com
#3: Man Busted For Having Sex With Stuffed Animals On Floor Of Target Store. Victims Included Olaf From Frozen
by @ghosttruck
dreamindemon.com
#4: Parents Commit Suicide After Their Little Boy Dies Of Cancer
by @ghosttruck
dreamindemon.com
#5
olice Remove Three Children And 245 Animals From "Deplorable" Florida Home
by @crys_xoxo
dreamindemon.com
#6: Sarena Hall Let Her Old Pedo Pal Rape Her Daughters For Years
by @everjaded
dreamindemon.com
#7: Louisiana Sheriff’s Deputy, Junior-High Teacher Wife Arrested On Child Rape & Porn Charges
by @Sugar Cookie
dreamindemon.com
#8: FBI Joins Search For Missing 14-Year-Old Isabel Hicks Who Vanished in the Middle of the Night with Her Mom's Ex-Boyfriend
by @Turd Fergusen
dreamindemon.com
#9: Church Leader Blackmailed 240 Women Into Being Sex Slaves, Forced Into Sex With Animals & Strangers
by @Sugar Cookie
dreamindemon.com
#10: Mesa Mom And Daughter Duo Charged After Drugs Found In Home And In Toddler's Blood
by @Sugar Cookie
dreamindemon.com
It was a hell of a week for the pedophiles here at the ol' Dreamin Demon.
Some of them brought their own kids along to the ever-popular "hey-you're-not-supposed-to-be-a-cop" rendezvous because, hell, child care is expensive. Some of them avoided all that bother, choosing to play "let's make a deal with Mom" from the comfort of their own home instead. Others did their child-raping tag-team-style with the wife. A cop and a teacher? Now there's a power couple... you better not tell, you little brat! Then there were those who kept it in the family; when you get tired of the ol' girlfriend, change it up and woo her daughter away with some moonlight magic at the witching hour... you're so much prettier than your mom, babe!
And what about all the people who are meddling with little James' little jimmy in the Story Of The Week? In a broader sense, they're as pedo-perverted as the pageant parents who raise all the sexualized six-year-olds. They may not have a shed full of kiddie porn, but we can see the kiddie porn on their souls, can't we? Nudge them over a few feet into the full-on short-eyes camp, and the pedophiles took a full half of the Top Ten this week, including the top two spots, scoring hits for @Turd Fergusen, @GreenEyedDevil, @everjaded, @Sugar Cookie and @Turd Fergusen (again).
So, who were the pedos up against this week? Let's look at the feisty, rag-tag Resistance that kept the child-lusters from sweeping the whole damn shebang.
Two of them were perverts of other persuasions, and they were both gung-ho go-getters, real carpe coitus types. The first one sexually assaulted multiple stuffed animals at the local Target (that's pronounced Tar-zhay) before he was stopped, slathering them with his plushyperv love juice and dooming them to destruction as the crusted, forever-defiled victims of a love that dare not speak its name. The other? He was a Brazilian preacher-man. 'Nuff said.
Two more of them were simple housewives, but a housewife's work is never done, is it? It takes long, laborious days to fill your house to bursting with 250 animals, a passel of younguns and all of the animal shit that you've got to have in plentiful supply when you're a serious contender for the June Cleaver Award. Almost as much work as running a heyron-n-meth joint outta your john, especially with rugrats to care for. Momma tired, baby, now go get her a Budweiser.
These are hard-working people, the salt of the earth, and it's that determined, indefatigable mentality that allowed them to dig in and hold the pedos to five spots this week.
That, and an incredible anchor: a husband/wife double suicide because, wait for it... their little boy died. You ain't budgin' that.
So thanks to the Freak Team for keeping the pedos in check. Everyone join me in congratulating @Sugar Cookie, @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen, @everjaded, @GreenEyedDevil and @crys_xoxo for making the Big Deal this week! Special honors to @Sugar Cookie for Most Top Ten Stories, to @Turd Fergusen for Most Top Ten Views, and to @everjaded for making the Top Ten for two weeks in a row. This is Old Man Metal, for everyone here under the Big Top, saying "we're not closing, kiddies, that's just a rumor!" Love ya'!
#1: Texas Father Doesn’t Want His Seven-Year-Old Son To Be Transitioned To A Girl. A Jury Decided Against Him
by @Turd Fergusen
Texas Father Doesn’t Want His Seven-Year-Old Son To Be Transitioned To A Girl. A Jury Decided Against Him - The Demon's Den
Jeff Younger and his ex-wife Anne Georgulas have been involved in a lengthy and bitter feud in Dallas, Texas over their seven-year-old child's gender They have been arguing in a family court over whether their son James has gender dysphoria and should live as a girl named Luna Following a...
#2: A Pedophile Brought His Toddler Daughter Along To A Rape Meeting With A 15-Year-Old Girl
by @GreenEyedDevil
A pedophile brought his toddler daughter along to a rape meeting with a 15-year-old girl. - The Demon's Den
Michael Shawn Kelley, 36, went to the teenage girl's house in Jacksonville, Arkansas, after he had groomed her for months. The pair exchanged dozens of messages on Facebook before their meeting in January. In one conversation, she asked what he wanted to do during their hang out, and he said...
#3: Man Busted For Having Sex With Stuffed Animals On Floor Of Target Store. Victims Included Olaf From Frozen
by @ghosttruck
Man Busted For Having Sex With Stuffed Animals On Floor Of Target Store. Victims Included Olaf From Frozen - The Demon's Den
-A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge. As detailed in a criminal complaint, Cody Christopher Meader, 20, entered the retailer around 2 PM Tuesday and...
#4: Parents Commit Suicide After Their Little Boy Dies Of Cancer
by @ghosttruck
Parents Commit Suicide After Their Little Boy Dies Of Cancer - The Demon's Den
A married couple have committed suicide in Romania over the grief of losing their young son to cancer. The heart-wrenching tragedy happened just after the death of their nine-year-old son, Cristian Dimitris Arava. Neighbours found the couple, both aged 46, close to the body of Cristian at...
#5
olice Remove Three Children And 245 Animals From "Deplorable" Florida Homeby @crys_xoxo
Police Remove Three Children And 245 Animals From 'Deplorable' Florida Home - The Demon's Den
"Police in Florida have rescued three children living in "deplorable" conditions with 245 animals. Officers were dispatched to perform a welfare check at the home in Edgewater where they found the three girls sharing the living space with hundreds of creatures of "various species". "It was...
#6: Sarena Hall Let Her Old Pedo Pal Rape Her Daughters For Years
by @everjaded
Sarena Hall let her old pedo friend rape her daughters for years - The Demon's Den
I was tempted to post her Facebook and mock her shitty edited selfies but there's kiddos/probable victims posted so I'll leave you to look her up if you want to. A mother and an accused rapist are both in custody after the woman allegedly allowed the man to sexually assault her two daughters...
#7: Louisiana Sheriff’s Deputy, Junior-High Teacher Wife Arrested On Child Rape & Porn Charges
by @Sugar Cookie
Louisiana Sheriff’s Deputy, Junior-High Teacher Wife Arrested On Child Rape & Porn Charges - The Demon's Den
Photos showing the married Louisiana suspects nude with a child were among the items authorities seized when a longtime sheriff’s deputy and a junior high school teacher were arrested this week on child rape and pornography charges, according to a report. Taken into custody Wednesday were...
#8: FBI Joins Search For Missing 14-Year-Old Isabel Hicks Who Vanished in the Middle of the Night with Her Mom's Ex-Boyfriend
by @Turd Fergusen
FBI Joins Search for issing 14-year-old Isabel Hicks Who Vanished in the Middle of the Night with Her Mom's Ex-Boyfriend, 34yr - The Demon's Den
Officials in Virginia are desperately searching for a missing teen girl who they believe could be in the company of a much older man. Isabel Hicks, 14, was last seen Monday in her own home in Louisa County, the Louisa County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement. “It is believed that she may be...
#9: Church Leader Blackmailed 240 Women Into Being Sex Slaves, Forced Into Sex With Animals & Strangers
by @Sugar Cookie
Church Leader Blackmailed 240 Women Into Being Sex Slaves, Forced Into Sex With Animals & Strangers - The Demon's Den
A church youth group leader who allegedly blackmailed at least 240 women into being his slaves, forcing some of them to have sex with strangers and animals, has been arrested in southeastern Brazil. Roney Schelb worked as a sales representative and as well as volunteering at a church in Muriaé...
#10: Mesa Mom And Daughter Duo Charged After Drugs Found In Home And In Toddler's Blood
by @Sugar Cookie
Mesa Mom And Daughter Duo Charged After Drugs Found In Home And In Toddler's Blood - The Demon's Den
A Mesa mother and grandmother have been charged with child abuse after drugs were found in the blood samples of two young children who lived in their home. Court records show that 58-year-old Andrea McDevitt, and her daughter, 31-year-old Erika McDevitt, were charged on Wednesday with two...
It was a hell of a week for the pedophiles here at the ol' Dreamin Demon.
Some of them brought their own kids along to the ever-popular "hey-you're-not-supposed-to-be-a-cop" rendezvous because, hell, child care is expensive. Some of them avoided all that bother, choosing to play "let's make a deal with Mom" from the comfort of their own home instead. Others did their child-raping tag-team-style with the wife. A cop and a teacher? Now there's a power couple... you better not tell, you little brat! Then there were those who kept it in the family; when you get tired of the ol' girlfriend, change it up and woo her daughter away with some moonlight magic at the witching hour... you're so much prettier than your mom, babe!
And what about all the people who are meddling with little James' little jimmy in the Story Of The Week? In a broader sense, they're as pedo-perverted as the pageant parents who raise all the sexualized six-year-olds. They may not have a shed full of kiddie porn, but we can see the kiddie porn on their souls, can't we? Nudge them over a few feet into the full-on short-eyes camp, and the pedophiles took a full half of the Top Ten this week, including the top two spots, scoring hits for @Turd Fergusen, @GreenEyedDevil, @everjaded, @Sugar Cookie and @Turd Fergusen (again).
So, who were the pedos up against this week? Let's look at the feisty, rag-tag Resistance that kept the child-lusters from sweeping the whole damn shebang.
Two of them were perverts of other persuasions, and they were both gung-ho go-getters, real carpe coitus types. The first one sexually assaulted multiple stuffed animals at the local Target (that's pronounced Tar-zhay) before he was stopped, slathering them with his plushyperv love juice and dooming them to destruction as the crusted, forever-defiled victims of a love that dare not speak its name. The other? He was a Brazilian preacher-man. 'Nuff said.
Two more of them were simple housewives, but a housewife's work is never done, is it? It takes long, laborious days to fill your house to bursting with 250 animals, a passel of younguns and all of the animal shit that you've got to have in plentiful supply when you're a serious contender for the June Cleaver Award. Almost as much work as running a heyron-n-meth joint outta your john, especially with rugrats to care for. Momma tired, baby, now go get her a Budweiser.
These are hard-working people, the salt of the earth, and it's that determined, indefatigable mentality that allowed them to dig in and hold the pedos to five spots this week.
That, and an incredible anchor: a husband/wife double suicide because, wait for it... their little boy died. You ain't budgin' that.
So thanks to the Freak Team for keeping the pedos in check. Everyone join me in congratulating @Sugar Cookie, @ghosttruck, @Turd Fergusen, @everjaded, @GreenEyedDevil and @crys_xoxo for making the Big Deal this week! Special honors to @Sugar Cookie for Most Top Ten Stories, to @Turd Fergusen for Most Top Ten Views, and to @everjaded for making the Top Ten for two weeks in a row. This is Old Man Metal, for everyone here under the Big Top, saying "we're not closing, kiddies, that's just a rumor!" Love ya'!
