This T'aint Right

[ghosttruck]

They’re soaking up some rays where the sun don’t shine.

The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step “Sun Worship exercise” pulled from “The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom” by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area “healthy and free of germs.”

Chang and Ra of Earth aren’t the only ones, either. Other influencers appear to be just as inspired to catch some ultra-vile rays.

“[Thirty] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun all day!” writes influencer Troy Casey.

One Californian claims butt-chugging vitamin D not only helps her sleep better but helps to regulate her hormones.

“For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum and yoni into my daily rising routine,” a woman who goes by Metaphysical Meagan captions an image of herself fully naked on a rock. Meagan says she first learned about perineum sunning through her study of Taoism and has recently given up her morning cup of coffee in favor of sunning her anus.

The phenomenon caught the wider internet’s attention after one Twitter user posted Meagan’s photo and caption, to the tune of more than 84,000 likes.

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[Satanica]

I have no idea if there's any merit to this or not. I'm glad these people have time to sun their butt holes.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I guess the butthole bleaching trend is over.

 

[DIAFplease]

Ya'll don't sun your buttholes? Pleebs.

 

[Spider]

Gotta love wacky new age trends.

 

[myra manes]

Gotta love wacky new age trends.

Or not ..

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

catch some ultra-vile rays.

You can always count on the NY Post for a pun!

 

[Brillig]

It's dark here now, but I think I'll go out in the front yard and try it anyway.

 

[Totemic]

It's dark here now, but I think I'll go out in the front yard and try it anyway.

When we actually see sun!

On a different note, it must be nice to be able to strip off all your clothes and have the time to bare your asshole to the sun.

 

[cubby]

Of all the millions of useful things that folks could spend their time on, we have folks like these dumbasses sunning their assholes. Really?! this world is definitely on the downward trend.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

“[Thirty] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun all day!” writes influencer Troy Casey.

Sounds like he's shoving a clear plasric tube up his ass for maximum exposure.

The whole concept sounds like a Sasha Baron Cohen prank

 

[Sejanus]

Influencers my ass!

 

[Totemic]

Influencers my ass!

They are trying! didn't you read? they want to influence you to bare it to the sun!

 

[Babs]

How stupid. I hope they sunburn their roids.

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

This Dance Troupe Performs with Lasers in Their Butts

Young Boy Dancing Group's co-founder on challenging gender and sexuality with a laser in your anal sphincter.

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[Turd Fergusen]

The first in what will surely be a long list of victims....

Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while ‘perineum sunning’

“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/02/josh-brolin-burns-his-pucker-hole-while-perineum-sunning/?_ga=2.86234712.1199690756.1575298016-722471464.1568831637

 

[Brillig]

Poor Thanos.

 

[Babs]

The first in what will surely be a long list of victims....

Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while ‘perineum sunning’

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/02/josh-brolin-burns-his-pucker-hole-while-perineum-sunning/?_ga=2.86234712.1199690756.1575298016-722471464.1568831637

“I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

 

[martyn1]

in this case you can't tell em stick it where sun don't shine

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

The Brown Eye is the new Third Eye.