Thickly Asserts

[Sevens My Charm]

From the piled high desk of @Sugar Cookie

27-year-old Taylor Smith is free on a $3,000 bond after pushing his girlfriend into a rose bush while chasing her through a South Nashville neighborhood.

At the time of his arrest, Smith was out on bond from a March arrest, during which his mother’s home security system captured video of him taking $4200 in cash from her bedroom, while his girlfriend distracted a juvenile that was at the mother’s home, by taking her on a ride to the gas station down the road.

Taylor Eugene Smith was booked into the Metro Nashville Jail on April 20th at 6:12 p.m., charged with domestic assault with bodily injury. He posted a $3,000 bond and was released after the state-mandated 12-hour hold for domestic violence cases.

Man charged after pushing girlfriend into rose bush while chasing her

27-year-old Taylor Smith is free on a $3,000 bond after pushing his girlfriend into a rose bush while chasing her through a South Nashville neighborhood.

www.scoopnashville.com

 

[Sugar Cookie]

I can't believe he gets into any bushes.

 

[Metalfan]

Everyone's hair goes through the goofy phase when growing it out,but add that atrocious topknot with that face and you have pure failure.

 

[LFODBiker]

Pathetic fucking man-child.
Surprised he could actually run.

FTA (emphasis mine) - Metro Nashville Police say Taylor Smith was chasing his girlfriend, Amber Smith, around parked cars on Rains Ave. in South Nashville on April 20th.

Soooooo, the desperate for dick victim is also named 'Smith'?
I know it's a common name but weirrrd.

And while completely unrelated, it did raise an eyebrow when I saw it...
While refining my searches on this guy, I plugged in her name and found a 'Missing/Endangered' poster for a 17 year old 'Amber Gilly Smith' from Dodson Branch, TN (a small, sleepy residential community about a hundred miles east of Nashville).

If this is her I can totally see this guy being the creep behind luring her away from home.
Wouldn't that be a fucking twist?

 

[BuffettGirl]

 

[Sejanus]

It is like he stole the face off an ugly fat woman.