Shirtless Man+Homemade Spear+Busy Times Square+Random Rage=Roland Pacheco

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

With a broom, a pocket knife, some tape, a delusional mind, and murky intentions, you can make a spear!

And that is exactly what Roland Pacheco, 52, of New York City had all the components to do.
He marched right down to Times Square, and demonstrated his invention to attacked a complete stranger, a 15 year old boy, who had to make a trip to the hospital for stitches.
Police were called, but by then, Pacheco had fled (or walked, I don't know) several blocks away, and was continuing to test out his nifty new innovation on car tires. Did I mention he was shirtless? He was easy to spot.
When Officers interrupted his this phase of his research and development, he angrily tried to shoo them away with his broom-knife. The Officers, who don't really feel the website Wish needed any more crap-products to sell, took a stand for the consumer, and gunned him with a stun (no duct tape required)
He is now under psychiatric evaluation, but has plans to build a cat with belly-button lint and apple cores.
After that, he might have to face a few charges....

-Blundy

Shirtless man with homemade spear cuts teen in Times Square

Police say a shirtless man wielding a homemade spear sliced a 15-year-old boy in the forehead Friday in a brazen attack in New York City’s Times Square.

apnews.com

 

[Stebot]

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

Thanks for the picture @Stebot!

 

[Sejanus]

He seems nice.
Also seems to be good at arts and crafts.

 

[Blizzard]

Yeah total dating material there

NOT

 

[Sevens My Charm]

As he stands before a gym that states Mood over Muscle.. lol

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Is this what they're wearing in New York?