Shekira Thompson Gives Birth To Half Pound Chub Of Cocaine At Jfk

[Muriel Schwenck]

I wish there was a ruler or something next to it for scale... I have a hard time visualizing this thing up there!

http://nypost.com/2016/02/26/woman-caught-with-half-pound-of-cocaine-in-her-vagina/

Border patrol agents at JFK Airport nabbed a woman who allegedly tried to sneak into New York City with half a pound of cocaine stuffed in her vagina.

Shekira Thompson arrived at JFK on Sunday on a flight from Jamaica, and customs agents immediately took the US citizen into a secondary screening room, where they found a white powdery substance in her vagina, they said.

The half-pound of coke has a street value of $10,000.

 

[LurkinLion]

I wish there was a ruler or something next to it for scale... I have a hard time visualizing this thing up there!

http://nypost.com/2016/02/26/woman-caught-with-half-pound-of-cocaine-in-her-vagina/

Border patrol agents at JFK Airport nabbed a woman who allegedly tried to sneak into New York City with half a pound of cocaine stuffed in her vagina.

Shekira Thompson arrived at JFK on Sunday on a flight from Jamaica, and customs agents immediately took the US citizen into a secondary screening room, where they found a white powdery substance in her vagina, they said.

The half-pound of coke has a street value of $10,000.

Oh, it's so cute! Has she picked a name yet?

 

[Victoria]

... giggle ...giggle ... giggle

"Come to Jamaica and you'll feel alright!!" And don't forget to take a chub of that feeling home with you.

 

[lithiumgirl]

Suit case...Fucking gross. When I was in custody I was the designated roller on our range...yes I was. I was not the toilet bowl bailer, and I was not holding nothing for nobody, I was not the 6-man...nope I was the ROLLER. Anyway...one time this package came in...and OMG that bitch was dirty...everything stank. It was so fucking gross...Nope...not touching it, roll it up yourself, light it near me and I'll smash your fucking face in...it really was that bad. Her pussy was sick or something.

***that would suck getting busted with that...fucking conspiracy and trafficking charges...plus you know someone is mad at you....why the fuck can't every one just be Jackie Brown? I love Jackie Brown...I love the sound track!

 

[Victoria]

Oh, it's so cute! Has she picked a name yet?

Toots Stash would suit.

 

[LarzlovesJahi]

and customs agents immediately took the US citizen into a secondary screening room,

Eeegads, how did they immediately know something was up?

 

[Jake88]

Eeegads, how did they immediately know something was up?

Ewww. My thoughts exactly. She must of been engorged down there... ughhhhh.
[doublepost=1456594627,1456594402][/doublepost]Also makes me wonder about laws and stuff. How does that work? I mean it isn't the same as searching somebody because they are under arrest or whatever the case normally is.

It's like "Hey, we think you might be holding something in your vajayjay, do you mind if we have a look up it?" Ummm yeah I mind. How does that work? Do they have a special privilege to tear a part whatever? Is that why you hear all of the nightmare stories about customs? They are actually allowed to search my anus just because they decide they'd like to have a look up it? Seems... unconstitutional. There should definitely be an amendment regarding the right to refuse someone from poking around down there....
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Anyway...one time this package came in...and OMG that bitch was dirty...everything stank. It was so fucking gross...Nope...not touching it, roll it up yourself, light it near me and I'll smash your fucking face in...it really was that bad. Her pussy was sick or something.

Smells like provolone-leave it alone! Yeah I'm a bit of a weed connoisseur but I don't think I'll ever want to try dead pussy kush. Tuna Kush? Maybe.

 

[SimplySpaztastic]

Smells like provolone-leave it alone! Yeah I'm a bit of a weed connoisseur but I don't think I'll ever want to try dead pussy kush. Tuna Kush? Maybe.

Eeeeewwwwwww!
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I'm gonna say you can keep puffing. Please don't pass.