Sentenced: Nothing Says I Don't Want To Lose You Like A Biscuit To The Face

[Sugar Cookie]

A Tennessee man is accused of throwing a biscuit at his ex-girlfriend’s face and threatening to kill her and her new boyfriend.

News outlets report 45-year-old Jeffrey Tomerlin was arrested on charges including assault and public intoxication. Metro Nashville Police officers responded Sunday to a report of a domestic disturbance near a Nashville Kroger.

The woman told responding officers Tomerlin threw the biscuit and punched a car carrying her and her boyfriend. She told police Tomerlin also screamed threats and racial slurs.

Tomerlin was taken to a hospital after police say he repeatedly hit his head on patrol car windows while being arrested. It’s unclear if he has a lawyer.A

http://www.news9.com/story/38938272/man-accused-of-assaulting-ex-girlfriend-with-biscuit

 

[Dutchgirl]

I thought biscuit was slang for something else. I was trying to remember what country used biscuit as slang for fist or something. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be an actual biscuit.

 

[Prettypink513]

What a weirdo

 

[Sugar Cookie]

 

[cubby]

I used to a friend, yeah a friend, whose homemade biscuits could have done some damage if thrown and hit the right spot. She mixed them up like she making up concrete and the result wasn't far off.

But then again, nothing says I love you and want you for my very own like banging your head on a police car. I don't know why she didn't take him back, he loves her so much. Too damn bad, his head is too hard, the car sustained more damage than he did. Dumbass!

 

[Brillig]

How hard was this biscuit?? Did he just happen to have a biscuit with him in a parking lot? Why?

 

[Sejanus]

Hillbilly losing his mind over a front hole.
Pathetic.
Cane him.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Name:

JEFFREY TOMERLIN

Dates may change as additional court documents are received.
Supervision Status:	PROBATION	Assigned Location:	MURFREESBORO PROBATION AND PAROLE OFFICE
Combined Sentence(s) Length:	0 YRS 3 MTHS 0 DAYS	Supervision/Custody Level:	ACTIVE SUPERVISION
Sentence Begin Date:	07/01/2020