Sentenced: Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit

[Sugar Cookie]

A Florida man has been arrested after attempting to rob a local Waffle House with finger guns and stealing napkins from the local restaurant.

The Madison County Sheriff's Office said that 28-year-old Eward Wiliam Rodriguez of Madison, Florida is facing charges for unarmed robbery and assault after trying to rob the restaurant while under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

Witnesses at the restaurant told Madison County deputies that Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog, gestured his hands into finger guns and yelled out, "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed!" Rodriguez then grabbed a handful of napkins and fled the scene.

Shortly afterward, Madison County deputies caught up with Rodriguez at home where he confessed to robbing the restaurant of its napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's Office.

Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit

 

[Metalfan]

Now I want some hash browns.

 

[BuffettGirl]

Ah Waffle House, you never disappoint do you?

 

[Sevens My Charm]

Why are you in the clink!? I stole napkins ..

 

[Sugar Cookie]

 

[thuumpr]

Interesting... Now I'm 'dying' to go to a Waffle House - fingertively speaking.

 

[Sevens My Charm]

Lord if I had a dime for every Waffle House and IHOP visit after the club .. I would/could own one of my very own

 

[Pinwheel]

I really don't think he shoulda have been arrested for this.

 

[Future_Milf]

I hate that he brought his dog along. If you want to fuck up your life, great. Just don't involve your children or pets.

 

[Hermy]

Unless the napkins were made from the Shroud of Turin he wasted a good opportunity to just get high in the comfort of his own home.

 

[Anubis]

Now I want some hash browns.

Scattered, chunked, capped and covered?

 

[BuffettGirl]

Unless the napkins were made from the Shroud of Turin he wasted a good opportunity to just get high in the comfort of his own home.

My Mom would be SOOOOOO mad at me if I used a napkin made from the Shroud of Turin! Not because she recently became Catholic. But because she's always been fascinated by religious artifacts and history. I participated by gentle force as a kid/young adult. Kinda makes me want to use that napkin!

 

[TammyHenson]

Now I want some hash browns.

With onions

 

[Alxprkrkrls]

Maybe he ran out of toilet paper, I saw people get into fights over the last roll in a grocery store last year. Desperate people do desperate things

 

[Symmachus]

I'm sure napkins can have some serious economic value as legal tender somewhere...

 

[psychmama]

They should have made him do the finger guns in the mug shot !

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Name:	RODRIGUEZ, EWARD WILLIAM

Supervision Begin Date:	12/14/2022
Current Location:	LAKE CITY
Current Status:	ACTIVE SUSPENSE
Supervision Type:	COMMUNITY CONTROL - PROB.
Scheduled Termination Date:	12/13/2027

Aliases:​

EDWARD RODRIGUEZ, EDWARD W RODRIGUEZ, EDWARD WILLIAM RODRIGUEZ, EWARD WILLIAM RODRIGUEZ

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Current Community Supervision History:​

Offense Date	Offense	Sentence Date	County	Case No.	Community Supervision Length
03/17/2022	POSS.CONTROL.SUBS/OTHER	12/14/2022	MADISON	2200048	5Y 0M 0D
03/17/2022	POSS.CONTROL.SUBS/OTHER	12/14/2022	MADISON	2200048	1Y 0M 0D
03/17/2022	OBSTRUCT CRIME INVESTIGATION	12/14/2022	MADISON	2200048	5Y 0M 0D
03/17/2022	OBSTRUCT CRIME INVESTIGATION	12/14/2022	MADISON	2200048	1Y 0M 0D

 

[Symmachus]