Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
I never doubted that, and I never doubted that those "porn movies" were anything but a solo male and a camera phone propped up on a coffee table.
And maybe a watermelon.
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And maybe a watermelon.
Josh P
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He's no Gallagher...
Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Josh P
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I was expecting this to be an ad for Temu
SimplySpaztastic
The above average, average girl
Not gonna lie, just the other night I ordered the doggie DNA kit.
I have a rescue doggo and I've ALWAYS wondered what she is... when people ask I just say she's a Benji dog. That I don't know, and it doesn't really matter.
...except it does matter a little bit. She's a wild one and I'm trying to understand why she does some of the things she does...
Each breed has characteristics of their breeds and without knowing what is part of her breed, I don't know which areas I can work with her in. She deserves for me to understand her and work with her in ways that will benefit her (and me..)
But for the other stuff? That's a nah. Especially the Pikachu tail butt plug, and breakfast Ramen.
Gross.
I have a rescue doggo and I've ALWAYS wondered what she is... when people ask I just say she's a Benji dog. That I don't know, and it doesn't really matter.
...except it does matter a little bit. She's a wild one and I'm trying to understand why she does some of the things she does...
Each breed has characteristics of their breeds and without knowing what is part of her breed, I don't know which areas I can work with her in. She deserves for me to understand her and work with her in ways that will benefit her (and me..)
But for the other stuff? That's a nah. Especially the Pikachu tail butt plug, and breakfast Ramen.
Gross.
Satanica
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Be sure and let us know what you find out. I’m intrigued.
Handbag
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This is weapons of mass destruction! Should face serious charges for using this on someone
Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Agreed!
There is no penalty cruel or unusual enough to punish the person that would bring those demons into someone's life.
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Handbag
Active Member
Not so devious, however I don't put it past some sick fuck to do something horrible like that! Ugh, ick!
Turd Fergusen
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@SimplySpaztastic you must share the results with us! Photos of doggo too!!
Ellen Brody
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I would love to repaint the horses
SimplySpaztastic
The above average, average girl
I will when I get them! I literally just ordered it the other night.
Based on all the research I've done, I think she's a Border Terrier, which would explain SO MUCH. I'm curious to see what her DNA says.
But here's Lola:
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Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Elton John Auction
Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Skip your July electrical bill, and you can afford two!
Josh P
Trusted Member
That's $80
Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Visitor-deterring interior temperatures and a HORNY sign.
There's a flaw in your plan, mate.
Unless the plan is to prevent the sign from being burgled?
Burglars have standards of comfort you know.
$40 electrical bill in July Phoenix, my ass.
There's a flaw in your plan, mate.
Unless the plan is to prevent the sign from being burgled?
Burglars have standards of comfort you know.
$40 electrical bill in July Phoenix, my ass.
Josh P
Trusted Member
I'm a truck driver, $722 is what I paid for the entire last year
thuumpr
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I want that Mark Knopfler (from Dire Straits) guitar!
Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Huh. Horny people have strangely precise information at their fingertips.
I was out of town for an entire December a couple of years ago, nothing but the fridge and the light over the stove and bedside lamp left on. Water heater and thermostat turned off. No TVs or other electronics or computer to plug in, I'm not leaving anything out, not telling only part of the story.
Bill was $96.
I'd assumed it would be 30-40 tops.
Can you guess what my July bill looks like?
(yes, I've had my thermostat upgraded, everything re-insulated, TEP out to check)
Then, in addition to THAT I get 1/274 of the electrical bill for the complex tacked on to my rent. Water too.
Every 3 months I shell out what you pay a year.
I pay more to TEP than I do for food, cat food, Internet, laundry, clothing, shampoo, toilet paper, 3 DD Bold memberships, haircuts, toothpaste, cleaning products, Dr. and Rx Co-pays, combined.
People think I don't eat meat for lofty reasons. Pfft. That's a choice others get to makem
I'm on the "That's just the fucking way it is, meat's an expensive luxury, diet."
Whether it's Trump or Biden in office, it's exsctlyb the same.
When people whine about temporary high fuel prices, but can afford a car, maintenance and insurance, and that short term might cause them to miss one night a week of meat for two months?
I don't give one single fuck.
(yes, I know, running a trucking business makes that a lot more important. But I don't think I heard you loudly going on and on about it either.)
Wait. $722 is what YOU paid. Don't you have a roommate? That I assume, splits the bill with you??
GTFO of here. Seriously.
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And that's not even the best of the collection, there's going to be another auction that is not open to the public.
The separate and unaffiliated Armory auction has some interesting pieces
Then there's always Elton John's Bentley
And some old Dutch Masterotos:
It's too expensive to even tell you.
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I’ll take the Bentley; I need a car. 
Josh P
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Holy crap, TEP sucks. I'm with SRP. I looked to see what I've paid for the previous 36 months and it's $1998.46 or $55.51 a month average.
I just had to quote this cause you know how to read me, I'm impressed.
$722 was the 12 month billing amount, I actually have 2 roommates, both truck drivers so the house isn't occupied all hours of the day.
My life is now complete
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Blunderbuss Firozabad
Made of Pumpkin pie
Need to find a small token of appreciation to gift someone with ?
Hermès has it!
Made of velvet lambskin. That little round silver thing that looks like a snap ? Palladium !
What's palladium ? I thought it was a theatre.
Anyone who can afford this to hold change is either:
1. Penurious and careful with their pennies and that's why they can afford it
2. Doesn't mind wasting their money and probably throws change on the ground.
To hold sugar cubes to feed to your horse
Made of the finest plastic
I don't know how much the big one costs.
Sized to hold rings and those pinback souvenir buttons people put on their straw cowboy hats, extra shirt buttons.
This is made of lambskin and lizard skin. No particular type of lizard, just lizard.
The wood is elm.
On 2nd thought, a bottle of wine or a six pack works fine.
Hermès has it!
Made of velvet lambskin. That little round silver thing that looks like a snap ? Palladium !
What's palladium ? I thought it was a theatre.
Anyone who can afford this to hold change is either:
1. Penurious and careful with their pennies and that's why they can afford it
2. Doesn't mind wasting their money and probably throws change on the ground.
To hold sugar cubes to feed to your horse
Made of the finest plastic
I don't know how much the big one costs.
Sized to hold rings and those pinback souvenir buttons people put on their straw cowboy hats, extra shirt buttons.
This is made of lambskin and lizard skin. No particular type of lizard, just lizard.
The wood is elm.
On 2nd thought, a bottle of wine or a six pack works fine.
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