Man who fired shots at Kirkwood trunk-or-treat is St. Louis County cop, ex-prosecutor's son
Matthew McCulloch remained in police custody Monday morning and has not been charged.
St. Louis County police officer 'in urgent need of mental health treatment' following shooting at children's Halloween event
Matthew McCulloch is being held on a $500,000 cash-only bond at the St. Louis County Justice Center in Clayton.
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What it boils down to here is that we have a guy who dresses up as a cop everyday, probably except Halloween maybe, but then goes way too far with his method acting for his "crazy dude wanting his ass kicked" costume. His costume was so realistic that this photo was taken to commemorate the occasion.
He could've just picked up dead guy makeup from any Halloween store, which would have been less painful than an actual boot and fist makeover, as well as perhaps hundreds of thousands of dollars cheaper.
It is worth noting that this week's Daniel Day St. Louis pictured above has a famous daddy and a storied lineage of law enforcement. Much of that was already covered in quoted text, but one specific aspect not yet covered is that his father Bob McCulloch was a prosecutor on the Michael Brown case. And this link is to Bob's Wikipedia article, which has existed since 2014.
But back to the McCulloch miscreant, he is alleged to have caused a similar disruption on Friday (oh my gosh, really? It had to be this day? In freaking October?) the 13th. Motorists reported seeing someone driving a Jeep erratically and striking two vehicles, nearly t-boning another, and yelling charming anecdotes at people such as, "You're all going to die! You're next!" and "You're f**ked!"
Did McCulloch Terrorize Kirkwood Drivers 2 Days Before Trunk or Treat Shooting?
Police are investigating reports that Matthew McCulloch may have yelled “you’re all going to die” motorists on Friday
If you think about it, this guy probably had the nerve to judge and fine people for going 12 miles over the speed limit. What a dick.
No wonder this Casa-nope-a's wife left him earlier this year. I'm pretty sure she's not going to change her mind now. Question is: has she moved on to the poolboy or the mailman? Because I'm sure she's had her permanent fill of cops.
And while this circumstance is highly traumatizing for a community, it is an excellent thing that nobody was injured. However, let's examine the occasion upon which this failed public shooting happened: a Trunk-or-Treat event. These events, supplying an alternate to the traditional house-to-house trick or treating, often feature candy or other goods being placed in the trunks of people's cars for children to collect on their own volition. First off, candy is bad for you. It is quite unhealthy, and is categorized by the Food Pyramid People as junk food. Secondly, with the glorified mounds of sugar that sometimes give an implication that they are supposed to be chocolate, the organizers are using this event to normalize the phrase "junk in the trunk". Obviously, "junk in the trunk" has some very suggestive insinuations attached to it, and children should absolutely not be party to it! It is all a part of the desensitization programming happening throughout the world, all over social media, in your kids' schools... and "chocolate in the trunk" is even worse!
Last note before I finally end this dreadful and tasteless article:
Below is grainy footage of Finn McDrool getting arrested by maybe his former co-workers.
I can't tell for sure, but is he wearing a Black Sabbath t-shirt? If so, then it is a very fitting shirt, since he is extremely... Paranoid.
